Teas Jokes
30 teas jokes and hilarious teas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Teas Short Jokes
Short teas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The teas humour may include short tea leaves jokes also.
- My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back.
She just went to make a cup of tea. - What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team? A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;) - Patient says, "Doctor I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea" Doctor says, "Take the spoon out of your mug"
- A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
- Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%... ...of what little joy you had left in your life
- My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
- If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for tea you are a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them first at least.
- My wife left me because of how insecure I am. Nevermind, she is back. She was just getting some tea.
- Magician: I can make anything disappear! Tom: (holding up a cup) Really? Make my tea disappear.
Magician: (waves hand) Done!
om: (looks in cup) It didn't work. - The tea and coffee are married, but the tea leaves. Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
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Teas One Liners
Which teas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teas? I can suggest the ones about herbal tea and green tea.
- Why doesn't michael jackson drink coffee? Because he prefers "Tea-hee!"
- Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves.
- Why can communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
- How do you call a teapot that have no tea in it \-Emptea
- How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it! - Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
- Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea..
- What's a Maths student's favorite drink? Probably tea.
- I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater.
- What country refuses tea? Chai? nah
- What did the Jewish man do when he wanted tea? Hebrew.
- What does Batman put in his tea? Just ice.
- I once mistook somebody's drink for mine. It was definitely not my cup of tea.
- What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality
*cries in the corner* - What is the most well behaved drink? Tea because the others are not tea
Comical & Quirky Teas Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about teas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brew tea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make teas pranks.
Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp?
Because she's thick and tired of it.
I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary
Jokes on them - they are too.
Why don't British people cry at funerals?
They are used to Casual Teas
Why shouldn't you tease a fat girl with a lisp?
She's probably thick and tired of it.
Why was the teaspoon arrested?
For causing such a stir!!
How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'
On the subject of American independence, did you know that the Revolution was initially viewed as a breach of contract?
They heard that the Americans violated the teas and seas.
A group wearing tuxedos were sat down in a coffee shop, when a car suddenly smashed through the shop front.
Thankfully there were no casual teas
There was an attack on a commoner's tea shop yesterday.
There were 24 casual teas.
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
1st customer: I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
How many s**... predators does it take to start a local music scene?
Come to the show and find out. It starts at 8, $10 to get in girls get in free if they show their t**..., our bands on at 10 you should definitely check us out we're really good I've been trying to get us a record deal. Anyway you trying to come to my place after this I have a 12 pack of twisted teas at home?
Coinkidink does not imply causalidink
That's all I've got, but 2 long island iced teas me thinks that is deeply, utterly hilarious. Back me up..?
I like to tease my friend Luke
One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four ice teas.
A half-japanese, an englishman, an egyptian and a french guy walk into a bar and order four iced teas.
It was very bizarre.
What's a teashop owner's favorite type of musician?
Jasmine
