Tearable Jokes
58 tearable jokes and hilarious tearable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tearable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tearable Short Jokes
Short tearable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tearable humour may include short split jokes also.
- The Most Dad Joke of Puns! All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able.
Also it's my cake day! - I just got a joke book whose entire gimmick is the fact that you can rip the pages out and hand it to people. Its a book of tear-able puns.
- Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.
- What do you call a bicycle made of paper? A tearable bike
- Low quality paper Is tearable.
- Wrapping paper isn't horrible..... it's tear-able!
- What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable.
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind. It's tearable.
- Why doesn't Charles Barkley like paper? Because it's tearable.
- Guys I know why there are no paper jokes on this sub It's because they're tearable
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Tearable One Liners
Which tearable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tearable? I can suggest the ones about origami and paper.
- Have you heard the joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
- I once made a pun out of paper. It was tearable.
- You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable.
- I have a joke about paper ...but it's tearable.
- Why doesn't anyone like paper? Because it's tearable
- I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable.
- Did you hear the joke about the paper? It was tearable....
- Why does everyone hate thin paper? Because it's tearable
- Have you heard the joke about paper? It's tearable
- Wanna hear a joke... a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable...
- A good pun is like a piece of paper. Tearable.
- Wanna hear a terrible Joke? Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh? - Did I tell you the joke about the Paper? It's tearable.
- I've decided not to tell you my joke about hymens. Because it's tearable.
- Why were people drawn and quartered? They were tearable people
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What funny jokes about tearable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tears jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tearable pranks.
I cant English good?
I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable.
Did you hear about the perforated comedian?
He was tear-able!
Paper
Two brothers each start their own paper making companies. One day one brother notices that the other is very upset, so he asks what's wrong. To which the sad brother replies " I perforated all the paper to the point where it can't be used". Next the other brother replied " That's tearable ".
From my nine year old...
He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy
A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill,
He said the conditions were tearable.
I am a master of tearable puns
But only on paper
Did you hear the low quality pun about the low quality parchment?
It's tearable.
Don't let the naysayers get you down, even the inventor of toilet paper had his critics...
"this is tearable" they said at first.
Perforated underwear
Now, that's a tearable idea
I really like paper...
...unless it's perforated, then it's tearable!
What did scissors say to paper after he beat rock?
You're tearable.
Did you hear the joke about the inexpensive tissue paper?
It's really tearable.
Never buy perforated paper
It's a tearable ripoff
Comedians are often sad clowns
Like their jokes, they tend to be tearable.
I would tell you a joke about paper.
But it's tear-able...
My work replaced our regular toilet paper with single ply. Everybody hates it...
...Its really tearable.
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part credit to Amb_33 (thanks).
Why are all glasses wearers able to rip paper with just one look?
They have tearable vision.
An original joke from my 7 year old daughter
Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper?
Don't worry about it, it's tearable!
{I'm sure someone in history has used this pun, but I was pretty impressed with her effort!}
