The Best 7 Teapot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teapot jokes. There are some teapot vase jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teapot meringue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teapot Jokes and Puns

What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?

A teapot.

What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A Teapot

What starts with T, ends with a T, and is full of T?


Why do the cows return from the fields right about when evening tea is ready?

It's tea-pot calling the cattle back

What has T in the beginning, T in the middle, and T at the end?

A teapot

"What Did?" by Shel Silverstein

What did the carrot say to the wheat?

'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet.'

What did the paper say to the pen?

I feel quite all 'write,' my friend.

What did the teapot say to the chalk?

Nothing, you silly . . . teapots can't talk!

What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teapot loaf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teapot oolong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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