The Best 54 Teams Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teams jokes. There are some teams espn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teams ncaa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teams Jokes and Puns

Do you know how many North American teams qualified for LOL worlds 2019 group stage?


How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl?

Both teams suffered from blackouts

Teams joke, Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl?

Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?

The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.

10 dead in cowboys stadium

10 people were found dead in cowboys stadium after an f5 tornado swept through on Sunday. Witnesses say the group felt assured there could be no touchdowns in that building.

The most tragic news from this story is that they would have been safe had they chosen not to stand in the away teams endzone.

Teams joke, 10 dead in cowboys stadium

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams?

yanks and the expos

Tour guide in the mountain

A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours. The descent, again depending on your skill level, takes anywhere between 4 hours and 30 seconds."

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Favourite football/soccer teams

What's an arthroplasty surgeon's favourite football team? Ipswich Town

What's a jockey's favourite football team? Derby

What's a detective's favourite football team? Leads United

What's a fossil's favourite football team? S'underland

What's a stale meat's favourite football team? Oldham

What's a fit, balding person's favourite football team? Wigan Athletic

What's a pirate's favourite football team? Loot-on (Luton) Town

The Wizard of Oz, synopsis.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!

The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time

I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...

Teams joke, I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time

How do alien sport teams get to the game?

In the sportsmanship.

Cleveland sports teams don't have websites...

Because they can't string three W's together.

What do baseball teams and muffins have in common?

They both rely on a good *batter*

How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


Breaking news

This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb.

The owners of 29 of the 30 NHL teams walk into a bar.

Anaheim Ducks.

Why are there no teams named after a dog in the NFL?

They would get beaten by Michael Vick

The Patriots are like the "German Engineering" of NFL teams

But even the Germans make mistakes

Uber teams up with Lyft to fight ride-sharing restrictions in Germany

Deutschland Uber allies was probably a bad choice for the name of the coalition.

NFL running back Adrian Peterson is officially a free agent.

Which is a step in the right direction for him because it means he'll be switching teams instead of his kids.

Why are there no Mexican teams in the olympics?

If a mexican can run, jump or swim, they're in the US.

Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....

Other other teams would rejoice saying "Last night we beat off in the woods".

Why did the kids get shot in the getto neighborhood?

Because they were playing tag with blue and red teams..

If two teams of football players hosted a game at a beach..

Would it be a Jersey Shore?

Why aren't there many female football teams?

Because you can't convince 11 women to wear the same clothes

Trying to come up with a joke about every team in La Liga.....

...... of course I can only include 17 teams out of 20 in this.

As we all know the Real jokes are always in the comments!

What should you serve for dinner when the guest of honor will be your father who "switched teams" and now is named Ella?


Of course the U.S. lost to Trinidad and Tobago...

They had to play two teams at the same time

"I'd like to welcome all the athletes to the Olympic Games"

"I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"

In the latest sequel, John McClain teams up with two elderly nuns to save the Vatican from terrorists.

It's called Old Habits Die Hard.

Two Teams Are Running

One Team is American
The other one is Mexican,
A white guy says Go U.S.A
The Mexican team all turn around,
Then the white guy says No not you esse.

Do you know why an Asian teams can never win the soccer world cup?

...Every time a player gets a corner, he builds a shop

Germany brought 12 tons of supply for World Cup in Moscow, the most among 32 teams.

They paid the price for not bringing enough 75 years ago.

Had a tricky and emotional chat with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of "Boo hoo, nobody picks me for teams" and "I haven't got any friends".

Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some tips for being more sociable.

It's good to see Thailand hasn't changed since I was last there

With entire soccer teams in deep holes, and way too many traps.

There are a lot of great players on the Houston Rockets right now, but which one has helped solidify the teams ranking this season the most?

If you ask me, I'd say Harden.

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."

"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

Teams are interested in Kareem Hunt

I didn't know kickers where in such high demand.

The Grecian Gods vs the Greeks

Zeus and his human friend Spiro were watching a game of football, the gods versus the humans. Spiro looked around the pitch at all the players and then saw an absolute unit of a player, a half horse, half human professional. Spiro asked Zeus, Hey, who's that player over there? Zeus responded, That's our teams centaur-forward .

Superbowl LIII is the only superbowl I've seen where fans of both teams got along and agreed

That it was the worst superbowl ever

Why do painters prefer working in teams?

They don't want to dye alone.

What type of firearms does the Wonka chocolate factory security teams use

the UMP-A

There is a huge debate about letting NFL teams play against prison inmates as part of their rehabilitation program.

Understandable, it has a big list of pros and cons.

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.

Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for

For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.

Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."

You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times??

The grass was greener on the other side of defense.

The CIA, KGB and MI6 decide to have a contest.

Each is given the task to find a rabbit
realeased in the woods.

The CIA uses spyplanes and satellites and finds the rabbit in 2 hours.

The MI6 deploys recon and search teams and finds it in 3 hours.

The KGB return after 1 hour with a badly beaten bear who cries out "I am the rabbit and I surrender".

Do you know why they don't allow prostitutes on crew teams?

Because hoes are hard to row.

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