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8 teammates jokes and hilarious teammates puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teammates that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Howlingly Hilarious Teammates Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What is a good teammates joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why did Zlatan refuse to eat the croissant?

Because it was too flaky, just like his former teammate.

Where is Mike?

On a Monday morning, Paul, Mike's job's teammate, noticed Mike was not around and asked the project manager
'Where is Mike'
Upon which the manager replied
'He is in the hospital'
Paul having just seen Mike yesterday asked in confusion
'But I saw Mike yesterday dancing with a girl.'
The manager looked at him and said
'Yeah, his wife saw him tooooo.'

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why do chiropractors make good teammates?

They've always got your back.

The 2 Soldiers

2 soldiers are on the battle field. One soldier drops his cherished pocket watch on the ground. As he reaches for it, his teammate gets shot and falls on top of it. His teammate looks at him with fear in his eyes and says, "There's no way I'm going to get out of this, I am going to die..." The soldier picks him up, moves him aside and says, "Not on my watch!"

Sometimes when I play video games, I like to pretend I'm a double agent for the other team...

This is why I'm a terrible teammate, die a lot, and can't seem to kill anything.
It's all part of the plan.

While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.

Oops wrong sub.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about teammates can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of teammates puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these teammates jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.