The Best 9 Teammates Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teammates jokes. There are some teammates buddy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teammates seahawks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teammates Jokes and Puns

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.

Oops wrong sub.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

When you're playing an online game,

your teammates have certain respawnsibilities.

Twelfth Man

Why does Tom Brady wear #12?
He counts the refs as teammates.


Why did little Johnny hate baseball?

Every time he reaches third base, his teammates tell him to go home.

What did Neymar say to his teammates in the locker room before the match?

Alright boys, LET'S ROLL!

What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title?

A HI-V (high five)

zlatan was late to practice

So the coach punished all the other teammates for being early

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teammates classmate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teammates team piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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