A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
And name it "Elon-Gate"
Among other things, he also commented on how shitty the English football team had become.
British Intelligence, however, have dismissed it saying that it could have been recorded anytime during the last 44 years.
I sure don't want unlucky people on my team.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
The Ex-Men.
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
"But there's a whole lot of 'U' in shut the fuck up"
....from now on they will be known simply as the Redskins.
The High Five
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.
As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"
So I started smiling...
Merry Christmas to you too, Team Snapchat
She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.
A bar is burning to the ground and a team of firefighters rush in to put out the fire. When they get inside they see an Irishman passed out from smoke inhalation. They drag him out of the bar and eventually the Irishman comes to. The firefighter says "you were there, how did this whole thing get started?!" The Irishman responds "I don't know it was burning when I walked in"
The Jew boasts about his fertility
"I have 4 sons; one more and I'll have a basketball team!"
"That's nothing," says the Catholic, "I have 10 sons! I almost have a football team!"
The Jew and Catholic looked expectantly at the Mormon. "Well?"
"I have 17 wives. I almost have a golf course!"
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
Team: Yeah.
Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
Team: Parking!?
No one could de-fetus.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope ,said Jose age 6.
it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.
it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."
When I arrived, I wanted to make sure nobody would pick on me so I walked up to the captain of the football team and punched him in the face. He fell to the ground, unconscious. From that day forward, everyone knew not to mess with the new principal.
A professional baseball team is at the airport flying home after a huge victory, and the team manager decides to splurge by buying first class tickets for everyone. Excited to fly in luxury, everyone boards the plane. The team quickly realizes, though, that they failed to reserve enough seats. Nobody is quite sure what to do, but eventually a rookie on the team stands up and shouts "put me in coach!"
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
There's no u either.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation
"It's heart breaking to see their little faces with no hope", said Vladimir, aged 6.
...but there's five in 'individual brilliance'.
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
He turns off the PlayStation.
About a brazilian...
And it's fucking discussing!
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