The Best 7 Teacher Suspended Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teacher Suspended jokes. There are some teacher suspended jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teacher suspended puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Teacher Suspended Jokes and Puns

Johnny learns fast…

Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 1: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Please stay out of school for one week.

Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 2: I saw both your bra straps.
Teacher: Suspended from school for one month.

Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Little Johnny started walking out of the class…
Teacher: Why are you leaving?
Little Johnny: I think my school days are over.

Two 14-year-old Muslim boys have been suspended from school in Accrington for refusing to shave off their beards.

The head teacher said, "We will not tolerate a school environment where it's impossible to tell the boys from the girls."

Do you know which End she was talking about?

My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot.
I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!

A Short One

My friend got suspended from Home Ec the other day.

The teacher asked him what a good substitute for a pot holder would be. He thought for a few seconds and said "Well if I lost my jar I would just grab a bag."


My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said "There is an idiot at the end of the ruler" I got suspended for asking which end! :P

One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious;

"What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy?"

"You can’t even imagine-..! Today at school, I planted a bomb on the teacher’s chair and we all laughed sooo hard!"

The mother upset: "Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know that you’re going to be suspended? How you think you’re gonna show up in the school again tomorrow?"

And Bob, with a stupid smile on his face: "School? What school?"

Why did the teacher suspend the kid who called her a great artist?

He said it in a British accent

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teacher suspended jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teacher suspended piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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