Teacher Appreciation Jokes
6 teacher appreciation jokes and hilarious teacher appreciation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teacher appreciation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Teacher Appreciation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good teacher appreciation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix?
"Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?
"Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
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I grew up in a farm.
Once I had to take a cow to be inseminated on a school day. My teacher didn't really appreciate this and asked why my dad didn't do it himself. I told her that we only get calves with a bull.
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A new teacher trying to get to know his students.
He asked one of them "what do you do after school"
Student 1: I go home, watch TV then go to Frank the w**... guy"
Teacher felt awkward and decided to ask another student.
Student 2 "me, I play football then go to Frank the w**... guy"
Teacher was really disappointed but didn't want to stop there so he asked another student.
Student 3 said " I go the church, do my homework and then help some people"
Teacher felt really happy and appreciative of the student asking for his name.
Student 3 " I am Frank the w**... guy"
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A day at the races
Two female teachers took a group of pupils from years 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Epsom Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the u**.... Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'willies' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.
As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in year 3?
'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Atlantic Jewell in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.
High Urinals
High Urinals
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon) - but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, helping them to hold on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
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