The Best 13 Teabag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teabag jokes. There are some teabag oolong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teabag coffe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teabag Jokes and Puns

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

It's all soccer jokes now

What's the difference between Enland, and a teabag?...

Well, the teabag stays in the cup longer than Enland

Teabag joke, It's all soccer jokes now

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

My mate just asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water.

He must think I'm some kind of mug.


You teabag

But Chuck Norris potato sacks

What will be the most useless invention?

A waterproof teabag

Teabag joke, What will be the most useless invention?

Man asks a woman; 'Do you know the difference between a tea-bag and a tampon?'

Woman: 'No.'

Man: 'I'm never having tea at your place.'

How long do you leave in a teabag?

Until she chokes

Fell asleep last night and someone put a teabag in my mouth

I was furious

Nobody treats me like a mug!

What's a male teabag called?

A hebrew.

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What's the difference between a frat boy and a 70 year old man?

The frat boy needs to squat to teabag somebody.

What does a vampire called a used tampon?

A teabag.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teabag tea jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teabag chai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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