Teabag Jokes
26 teabag jokes and hilarious teabag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teabag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Teabag Short Jokes
Short teabag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The teabag humour may include short tea bag jokes also.
- What's the difference between a teabag and the German national team? The teabag stays in the cup longer
- It's all soccer jokes now What's the difference between Enland, and a teabag?...
Well, the teabag stays in the cup longer than Enland - My mate just asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water. He must think I'm some kind of mug.
- You ever notice how gay people don't use the 'I like my coffee like how I like my guys' joke... That's cause they prefer teabags.
- Fell asleep last night and someone put a teabag in my mouth I was furious
Nobody treats me like a mug! - What's the difference between a frat boy and a 70 year old man? The frat boy needs to squat to teabag somebody.
- Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer
- What's the difference between a classy Brit and a n**... drunkard? One knows your teabags while the other...
- What's the difference between a gamer and a p**... of boiling water? A p**... of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
- Tea-b**... people when they pass out is funny as h**... The other dentists at my surgery have no sense of humour.
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Teabag One Liners
Which teabag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teabag? I can suggest the ones about tea bagging and paper bag.
- Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep.
- What language do male teabags speak? Hebrew
- Why were the British salty about losing America? They got tea-bagged
- You teabag But Chuck Norris potato sacks
- My wife doesn't throw her used tampons away. She's sells them to vampires as teabags.
- What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag
- Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack
- How long do you leave in a teabag? Until she chokes
- What's a male teabag called? A hebrew.
- whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)
- You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep
- woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag
- Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of t**....
- How did the British celebrate successful colonisation? By t**... the masses
- What does a vampire called a used t**...? A teabag.
Rib-Tickling Teabag Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about teabag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plastic bag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make teabag pranks.
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...
Its a teabag
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Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......
Its a teabag!
Man asks a woman; 'Do you know the difference between a tea-bag and a t**...?'
Woman: 'No.'
Man: 'I'm never having tea at your place.'
