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18 tea party jokes and hilarious tea party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tea party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tea Party Short Jokes

Short tea party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tea party humour may include short cocktail party jokes also.

  1. A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
  2. Tsunami invited Cyclone,Earthquake,and Drought to a tea party. No one came.
    Tsunami had a silent tea.
  3. What's it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game? The Boston Tea Party
  4. My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.
  5. A man in Kentucky mixed together sweet tea, citrus juice and bourbon at a party You were expecting a punch line weren't you?
  6. We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger. Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.
  7. What did the American revolutionist say to the British soldier after the Boston Tea Party? See you in tea!
  8. Why do they only serve herbal tea at Communist Party meetings? Because property is theft.
    (i know it's an oldie but I've never seen it here)
  9. Did you hear about the woman who missed the crafts and tea party? They said she was a no sew.
  10. A Tea party like revolution is coming to the Democratic party after the election. What should it be named ? Half-Caff-Extra-Whip-Soy-Latte Party

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Tea Party One Liners

Which tea party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tea party? I can suggest the ones about political party and republican party.

  1. What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party? The price is too steep!
  2. Why don't murderers often attend tea parties? They prefer a casual tea.
  3. What do you call a Jewish host at a tea party? A tea-brew.

Tea Party joke, What do you call a Jewish host at a tea party?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Tea Party Jokes

What funny jokes about tea party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tea party pranks.

The Tea Party

Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of 'tea' (really just plain water).
He praised her good 'cooking,' so she brought him more. After several cups of 'tea,' and much praise, Mom came home.
"Honey, watch this," said Dad and had her wait in the living room as Suzie brought him another cup of tea.
"Isn't she just the cutest?"
Mom waited until he had polished off yet another cup of 'tea' before asking, "Did you ever think that the only place a baby can get water is the toilet?!"

A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!

A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...

The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked.
The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.

So there's this guy at a party...

So there's this guy at a party and he wants to get a drink. So he goes over to where the tea is and there's a huge line. He then goes over to the water and again there's a huge line. He then goes over to the punch and there's no punchline.

My Son's Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party.

His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he'd like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

Three men are trapped on a desert island

When they find a tea p**.... The first man rubs it an out comes a genie, "you have 3 wishes."
Man 1: "I wish I was at a party in the city!"
p**... he disappeared
Man 2: "I wish a was at my house with a beer!"
p**... he disappeared
Man 3: "I'm lonely now... I wish my friends were with me."

The m**... Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic in the Tea Party

It was an example of the p**... calling the kettle black.

Tea Party joke, The m**... Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic in