Tea Leaves Jokes
19 tea leaves jokes and hilarious tea leaves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tea leaves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tea Leaves Short Jokes
Short tea leaves jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tea leaves humour may include short green tea jokes also.
- The tea and coffee are married, but the tea leaves. Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?
- The only way you can loose weight by drinking green tea is... .. if you pick up the tea leaves from the plantation yourselves.
- How does Moses make his tea? By adding hot water into his cup with tea leaves.
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Tea Leaves One Liners
Which tea leaves one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tea leaves? I can suggest the ones about herbal tea and brew tea.
- Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves.
- Why is water infused with eucalyptus leaves so delicious? It's koala-tea
- What's the tea that leaves the worst taste in your mouth? Reality.
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What funny jokes about tea leaves you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tea leaves pranks.
The Tea Party
Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of 'tea' (really just plain water).
He praised her good 'cooking,' so she brought him more. After several cups of 'tea,' and much praise, Mom came home.
"Honey, watch this," said Dad and had her wait in the living room as Suzie brought him another cup of tea.
"Isn't she just the cutest?"
Mom waited until he had polished off yet another cup of 'tea' before asking, "Did you ever think that the only place a baby can get water is the toilet?!"
A Vampire walks into a bar…
He walks up to the bar and asks for a shot of blood. He drink it, pays for it and leaves. A second vampire walks in, orders a shot of blood, drinks it, pays for it and leaves.
Third vampire walks in and asks for a mug of hot water. The bartender, perplexed, asks, "why didn't you order a shot of blood like the other vampires?" The vampire pulls out a used t**... and replies, "tea-time!"
Three vampires walk into a bar.
First vampire asks the bartender for a shot of blood, the bartender gives him the shot, he drinks it and leaves.
The second vampire also asks the bartender for a shot of blood, he drinks it and leaves.
The third vampires asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender looks puzzled and says, _"a glass of water?"_ The vampires pulls out a used t**... and says, _"tea time."_
A rich Brit comes home from a long day of work...
He says to his most trusted servant: "I had such a long day, I'd love to have some proper tea."
The servant leaves the room and comes back 30 minutes later. "What took you so long?" says the rich Brit angrily.
"I bought you a new 4 bedroomed house. I hope it's ok."
A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...
"It's koala tea."
A man is walking down the street
A man is walking down the street when he sees a 50£ note on the road, trapped under the wheel of a parked car. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it out from under there without ripping it. He stands up and looks around, and sees a café across the street. He thinks to himself "I'll get some tea, and when I see that car leaves, I'll go get that note". So the man sits down in the café and has some tea. 10 minutes later, the owner of the car comes back and drives his car away. Everyone in the café stands up.
A vampire walked into a bar...
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of blood.
The bartender give the vampire a shot of blood.
Vampire pays, drinks, says thanks and then leaves.
The next time the vampire walks into the bar, orders a shot of blood, same thing happens. Bartender gives the shot of blood, vampire pays drinks and leaves.
Third time the vampire walked into the bar, the bartender gets ready to poor a shot of blood. Vampire says "no thanks I would just like a mug of hot water please".
Bartender says "what would a vampire want with a mug of hot water"
Vampire takes out a dirty t**... and says "it's tea time".
KGB Joke, from old country
This was definitely a response to that thread about the passport staples
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Four men are staying in a hotel room. Three have opened a bottle of v**... and are getting pretty rowdy, while the fourth is trying to get some sleep. He leaves the room and asks the concierge for some tea for room 60, where they are staying. He returns to the room, leans into an ashtray and says "Comrade Major, more tea for room 60". A short while later, there is a knock at the door and tea is delivered. The other three men are visibly spooked and quiet down. The fourth man goes to sleep.
The next morning, the other three men are gone. He goes downstairs and asks the concierge where they went, He says "You don't need to know". The man asks, "But why was I left alone?". The concierge replies, "Comrade Major really liked that tea joke"
3 vampires walk into a bar
There were these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood and v**...." The bartender gives him the shot of blood and v**.... The vampire drinks it, and leaves. The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood and v**...." The bartender gives him the shot of blood and v**.... The vampire drinks it, and leaves. The third vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a mug of hot water." The bartender gives him a surprised look, "Why do you want a mug of hot water?" The vampire pulls out a dirty t**... and says, "It's tea time."
A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.
Out in the middle of the country was a general store.
A man was riding in one day and saw a dog sitting next to the door.
He walks by the dog and goes into the store to get what he needs.
After buying his items he asked the owner of the store if his dog bites strangers.
Which he replied with, "Of coarse not, he's as sweet as granny's iced tea!"
So, as the man leaves he goes to pet the dog and the dog chomps on his
hand. The man yowls in pain and goes back into the store to yell at the
owner.
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DIDN'T BITE?!?" he yells.
"He doesn't." the man says, "But, that sir is not my dog"