Tea Bagging Jokes
61 tea bagging jokes and hilarious tea bagging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tea bagging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tea Bagging Short Jokes
Short tea bagging jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tea bagging humour may include short tea bag jokes also.
- What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team? A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;) - What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
#FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL - What's a woman and a tea bag got in common? You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
- What's the difference between a tea bag and Germany? A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's another difference?
I've not Germany'd your mum - I sent the apprentice out to get some tea bags.. The kid asked, "What type?"
To which I said, "Get some C. U. N. Tea."
He was gone for quite a while and came back with a black eye but no tea. - (Sport) What is the difference between England and a tea bag? Q: What's the difference between England and a tea bag?
A: A tea bag could stay in the cup for longer. - Bungie is now working on food products based on their own classic games Known as Halo tea bags.
- What's something that's stiff when it goes in but comes out wet the longer it's in, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, and comes out dripping and starting to sag? A Lipton Tea Bag
- I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags
- Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?
Ones in a cup
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Tea Bagging One Liners
Which tea bagging one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tea bagging? I can suggest the ones about teabag and paper bag.
- I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater.
- I like people like I like my tea. In a bag....underwater
- Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep.
- Why do marxists only drink tea made with tea bags? Because proper tea is theft
- Why were the British salty about losing America? They got tea-bagged
- What's a vampire's favorite brand of tea bags? Tampax
- Why didn't the tea bag like hiking? It was too steep...
- What's dry and hard when it goes in But wet and floppy when it comes out?
A Tea Bag! - How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in
- What do you call a bag of tea that's gone through the wash? Linty.
- What do u call something that is used to carry tea? A tea bag.
- Why did the tea bag walk into a bar? To grab a brew
- I like my women like my tea... Chopped up and in a bag
- I have an idiot friend from the uk He is a real tea bag
- Wife: "honey where are the tea bags?" Husband: "Between my legs."
Tea Bagging Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tea bagging you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eye bag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tea bagging pranks.
Yo mama so s**... she brought tea bags to the World Cup.
What's the difference between a tea bag and a t**...?
You don't know?
Then I'm never coming for a cup of tea at your place!
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Tea?
An American, an Englishman and an Irishman were having breakfast together with their wives.
The American suddenly smiled and turned to his wife saying: "Would you please pass me the honey, Honey."
The Englishman, not to be outdone, turned to his wife and said: "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar."
The Irishman paused a while, then turned to his wife and said: "Pass me the tea, Bag."
What's the difference between a tea bag and a used t**...?
- What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used t**...?
- I dunno…
- I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Three Vampires in a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one signals the bartender and says, " I'll take one pint of blood."
The bartender says ok and served him the pint of blood.
The second vampire signals the bartender and says, " I'll take two pints of blood."
The bartender says ok and serves him the two pints of blood.
The third vampire signals the bartender and before he can order the bartender says, "Let me guess, you want three pints of blood."
The vampire says, " No, actually I will just take a cup of hot water."
The bartender looks confused and ask, " Oh ok, but what for?"
The vampire pulls out a t**... and says, "Because I have a tea bag"
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"
"Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."
Man asks a woman; 'Do you know the difference between a tea-bag and a t**...?'
Woman: 'No.'
Man: 'I'm never having tea at your place.'
Three couples were having lunch together...
The first man, wanting to sound romantic, looked at his wife and said, "Pass the sugar, sugar."
The second man, not wanting to be outdone, turned to his wife and said, "Pass the honey, honey."
The third man, wanting to outdo the other two, turned to *his* wife and said "Pass the tea, BAG!"
What's the difference between a gamer and a p**... of boiling water?
A p**... of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...
The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."
I like the way you think
Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.
An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.
The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"
The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"
The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.
"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.
The American turns around. "He killed my wife."
A man is meeting with his boss and his boss's boss for brunch.
All three of their wives are joining them to eat. Among the conversation, the man's boss's boss asks his wife to pass him the sugar.
"Pass the sugar, sugar."
Then his boss looks at his wife to pass him the honey.
"Pass the honey, honey." He says.
The man thinks he should match his boss's and boss's boss's humor.
He looks to his wife and says, "Pass the tea, bag."
I like my tea like I like my s**...
with the bag in
An American, a Brit and a Mexican are on a plane.
The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so many peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the plane.
"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The American turned around and said, "He killed my wife."
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)
Three generations were having brunch together
The grandson looks over at his newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
The father, not to be outdone, looks over to his wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "You old charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
Tea-b**... people when they pass out is funny as h**...
The other dentists at my surgery have no sense of humour.
The whole family are having breakfast together when…
The young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"
three couples are sitting down for some evening tea
one of the three men says to his wife can you pass the sugar, sugar?
the second husband thinks it's cute how his friend called his wife sugar while asking for the sugar. not wanting to be outdone he attempts to one-up his friend by sweetly asking his own wife, can you pass the honey, honey?
the third man now feels there is an expectation for him to say something cute to his wife. so he clears his t**... and asks her can you pass the tea, bag?