tcp Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tcp puns

Hi, I would like to hear a TCP joke.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

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For you internet nerds!

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.... I would tell you a TCP joke but I don't want to keep repeating it.

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A TCP packet walks into a bar...

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."

The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."




I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

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A TCP packet walks into a bar...

... and says to the barmen: Hello, I'd like a beer. the barman replies: Hello, you'd like a beer? Yes, replies the packet, I'd like a beer.

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Delivery confirmation

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

Yes, I will hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

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A TCP packet walks into a bar

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer."

The bartender replies, "You want a beer?"

The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

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Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out...
...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

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I could tell you a joke about TCP....

But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

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Comp Sci Joke

I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

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When I tell jokes, I tell them in TCP...

Because if I told them in UDP, you might not get them.

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Why should jokes always be sent over TCP?

Because you're assured that the recipient will get it.

(Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)

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What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet?

0x809ACC0E!

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A TCP Request walks into a bar

- I want a bier
- Do you want a bier ?
-Yes, I want a bier
-Fine

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My TCP server is getting fat

Too many processed syn-acks

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What are the most funny Tcp jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tcp? Well, here are the best Tcp dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tcp pick up lines to share with friends.

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