Tbone Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Tbone Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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What about the mad cow?
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and
go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp."
The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well."
The waiter, a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?"
The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."
I got T-b**... by a construction delivery truck the other day.
It came down like a ton of bricks.
Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One?
Because the steaks had never been higher.
Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?
Because it might be a moose steak.
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