Taylor Swift Jokes
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Prepare to be enthralled by our compilation of Jokes about Taylor Swift. These jokes serve as charming tributes to the multi-talented singer-songwriter and her memorable music, seasoning your conversations with a dash of humor and a hint of pop culture.
Whether you're gathered with friends who share a love for Swift's catchy tunes, or you're looking for a fun way to connect with fellow 'Swifties', these jokes are designed to strike a chord. They reflect the delight and enjoyment derived from Taylor's music and persona, transforming them into moments of mirth and laughter.
Our aim is to echo the same joy and connectivity Taylor Swift's music creates, but through the medium of laughter. So, get ready to tune into some fun with these Taylor Swift jokes, designed not only to entertain but also to spread the light-hearted spirit of this global icon's music.
Funniest Taylor Swift Short Jokes
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- Taylor Swift is dropping albums like I'm dropping pounds Only two, but still more than anyone expected.
- Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
- Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
- Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki.
- My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
- Ginny and Georgia sexist joke What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift!
- A woman goes to the mechanic complaning of a terrible noise in her car The mechanic looks, thinks for a second, and asks her:
"Have you tried turning your Taylor Swift playlist off?" - Did you hear that Taylor is pulling her music from Spotify in Russia? They're cutting off Russia from SWIFT.
- What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a stale Pepsi? The stale Pepsi won't write a song about me after I dump it.
- In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)
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Taylor Swift One Liners
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- What do Taylor Swift and charlie sheen have in common? Bad blood.
- What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift!
Made up by my nine year old :) - Your mama's so fat... Her shirts have more X's than Taylor Swift.
- Why didn't the vampire bite Taylor Swift? Because she had bad blood
- I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift But I think I'm finally clean.
- What did the three eggs say to Taylor Swift? Omelette you finish...
- A deranged fan sneaked into Taylor Swift's dressing room. She didn't hear him coming.
- What does Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have in common? They both have bad blood.
- Taylor Swift's new song with Chris Brown is gonna be A real hit
- I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki.
- Taylor Swift sounds better on Azerbaijani radios Because she never gets played
- Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number
- Judge tells Taylor Swift to turn the other cheek It didn't sit well with her.
- what did taylor swift say when she urgently needed a new suit? tailor, swiftly please.
- Taylor Swift's Ex could be the next big pop star Because it could be anyone.
Playful Taylor Swift Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
I'm just looking for a nice high maintenance girl who uses the dogface on Snapchat, takes tons of selfies, and listens to Taylor Swift.
What did Taylor Swift say after she had s**... with Shaquille O'neal
My legs are never ever ever getting back together.
What changes faster than technology?
Taylor Swifts boyfriend
My car started making this whining noise...
So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.
Sorry if this was a repost, I took a quick browse and didn't see it anywhere.
What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?
Taylor Swift...
I asked my friends for their opinions on Taylor Swift's latest song
None of them gave me a straight answer.
Its a little known fact that Taylor Swift wrote the song "Shake it off" after watching an NFL documentary about the dangers of concussions.
Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album.
It will be about her split with Spotify.
Taylor Swift went to the doctor..
...And received some bad news.
"You have the beginning stages of Parkinson's." The doctor said with sorrow...
Holding back the tears, Ms. Swift plead, "What am I supposed to do? I have a huge musical career!"
The doctor responded, "Just Shake it Off.."
I had Taylor Swift in my head all day...
...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off...
Just thought of the best senior quote
" "
-Taylor Swift
What do you call a fat Taylor Swift?
Taylor not so Swift
Want to know my favorite Taylor Swift song?
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Why doesn't the saxophone like Taylor Swift?
Why does Taylor Swift have so many new dresses?
Because she is a very swift tailor.
What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?
Omelette you finish.
Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?
Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off.
i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift
blank space
What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?
They both shake it off.
Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like?
A Blank Space
If Derrick Rose was a singer
He would have more songs about being hurt then Taylor Swift
How Swift is Kanye?
About as West as Taylor
California Earthquake
Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California.
Taylor Swift was quoted as saying "Shake it, shake it off".
In 20 years I will publish a book
Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'.
Kanye West ruined his chances of having s**... with Taylor Swift this weekend...
TIDAL and his album release have proven he's p**....
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?
They'll leave you breathless or with a n**... scar.
What's a blackboard during math class got in common with Taylor Swift lyrics?
Both are littered with x-es
What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson?
Bad Blood.
Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989
That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing
I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services
You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio
Taylor Swift is marrying her boyfriend
She's having a Loki wedding
Maybe It's You
The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes.
Available for download from iTunes soon.
Taylor Swift 'Split' with Tom Hiddleston after 3 months of romance.
Very swift.
Who's the fastest tailor in the world?
Sonic the Swift Taylor
How fast can you move on on a scale of Justin Timberlake to Taylor Swift?
I think I'm about an Adele.
Why doesn't Taylor Swift date other singers?
So that when they break up they can't tell their side of the story!
What do you call it when Taylor Swift sentences you to prison?
Swift justice
I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs.
Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.
Why do vampires avoid Taylor Swift?
They know she's got bad blood.
My friend from Beijing asked me to suggest some nice Taylor Swift songs so I asked him to listen to "T.S.1989" album
I haven't heard anything from him since
I think Taylor Swift's new single defies expectations.
No one expected it to be trash, did they?
Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself?
She sings all about it in her new hit song.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift ?
She had bad blood.
Who you gonna call to get you a new dress at the last hour of your wedding?
Taylor Swift
What's the difference between a smooth sewer and a terrible songwriter?
Ones a swift tailor and the other is Taylor Swift!
Taylor Swift actually plagiarized Nietzsche in one of her hit songs
Why should you never accept a dress making competition with Taylor Swift?
Because she's tailor swift...
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think I'm finally clean.
A vampire goes on a rampage and kills every celebrity in the world, except...
Taylor Swift. She had bad blood.
What is the official song of ladies that are having a bad menstrual cycle?
Bad Blood by Taylor Swift.
What do you call Taylor Swift when she burns herself in the kitchen?
Sauté Tay
XXXTentacion just beat Taylor Swift's Spotify streaming record
Even in the afterlife, x**... is still beating women
Did you hear, Taylor Swift has just released her own fragrance.
It's called Taylor's Waft.
If there was a hurricane named Taylor
It would be Swift....
What's got 10,000 legs and three p**...?
A Taylor Swift concert.
What do the earth and Taylor Swift have in common?
They are both flat
Son: "Dad, why don't you like Taylor Swift?"
Dad: "Because she's too *fast*, son."
How many Taylor Swifts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. The old one to position it and the new one to do the honors.
