The Best 6 Taxis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taxis jokes. There are some taxis chauffeur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taxis fare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taxis Jokes and Puns

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

Did you know that taxis in Germany can only pick up customers on special side streets?

They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

Computers and taxis are surprisingly similar.

They both crash when the drivers stop working.

What's worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis

A Jew was on his deathbed and told his only son

-Isaac, my son, i am dying. I just want you to know that the 8 houses, 3 apartment buildings, 24 taxis, 17 hotels, 8 shops, 3 swimming pools, the statues, jewelry...

-Are you going to give them to me, dad?

-I'm selling them to you. Very cheap


Some people say taxis are expensive...

But i think they're fare enough.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taxis buses jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taxis taxi driver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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