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7 taxis jokes and hilarious taxis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taxis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi.

Did you know that taxis in Germany can only pick up customers on special side streets?

They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

Computers and taxis are surprisingly similar.

They both c**... when the drivers stop working.

What's worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis

A Jew was on his deathbed and told his only son

-Isaac, my son, i am dying. I just want you to know that the 8 houses, 3 apartment buildings, 24 taxis, 17 hotels, 8 shops, 3 swimming pools, the statues, jewelry...
-Are you going to give them to me, dad?
-I'm selling them to you. Very cheap

Some people say taxis are expensive...

But i think they're fare enough.

If taxis are liveries...

Does that make hearses deaderies?


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