The Best 13 Taxidermy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taxidermy jokes. There are some taxidermy furs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taxidermy outfitters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taxidermy Jokes and Puns

My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.

His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."

A couple on the first date.

She: What are your hobbies?
He (gets a stuffed hamster out of his pocket): Taxidermy.
Hamster: And ventriloquism!

I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

It was a catasstrophy

Taxidermy joke, I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

I went on a date and the girl asked me if I had any hobbies

Me: Yes *pulls a hamster out of my pocket* taxidermy
Hamster: and ventriloquism

Doctor Griffith

Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is "Either way, you get your pet back".

I still sleep with stuffed animals

I can't help it, I just love taxidermy

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

Taxidermy joke, I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy...

It really is a dying art.

A worker at the Taxidermy Department Store notices some damage to a couple of grizzly exhibits

The front right leg on each of the works has been removed.

The worker sprints to the front of the store to alert his manager of the vandalism. On his way, he spies a redneck carrying the missing appendages.

"SIR!" the worker shouts. "You have damaged valuable pieces of merchandise. Exit the store. IMMEDIATELY!"

"Why?" drawls the redneck innocently. "I have the right two bear arms!"

Two men are talking when...

One asks, "Oh yeah, what'd you do with your dog after he died?"

The other replies, "We got 'im stuffed."

"Oh, so like taxidermy?"

"No, Thanksgiving."

I have a great business plan to join gynaecology with taxidermy

We only need one set of tools to stuff beavers.

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Of the many benefits of knowing taxidermy?

You're never cold at night.

Taxidermy and Sex

What's the difference between taxidermy and a girl having sex?
One gets stuffed and mounted, the other gets mounted and stuffed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taxidermy wildlife jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taxidermy taxidermist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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