Taxidermy Jokes
10 taxidermy jokes and hilarious taxidermy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taxidermy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Taxidermy Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good taxidermy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.
His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."
A man goes to a job interview
The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"
Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"
Hamster: "And necromancy!"
A couple on the first date.
She: What are your hobbies?
He (gets a stuffed hamster out of his pocket): Taxidermy.
Hamster: And ventriloquism!
I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.
It was a catasstrophy
Doctor Griffith
Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is "Either way, you get your pet back".
I went on a date and the girl asked me if I had any hobbies
Me: Yes *pulls a hamster out of my pocket* taxidermy
Hamster: and ventriloquism
I know a man who is so good at taxidermy, the level of detail is incredible and he really brings the animal to life, especially deer...
That's why he makes the big bucks.
A woman wants her two dead pet cats taxidermied.
"Would you like them mounted?" the taxidermist says.
the woman replies
"no, just holding hands"
I had a dream (true story) that I was watching YouTube videos on how to turn large animals into cars.
Taxidermy.
I still sleep with stuffed animals
I can't help it, I just love taxidermy
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