Tax Return Jokes
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Short tax return jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tax return humour may include short income tax jokes also.
- U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
- Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks. Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence. - At this point I feel that there's probably nothing self-incriminating in his tax returns. Or else Donald J. Trump or Junior would have tweeted it out to the public.
- Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.
- I just filed my taxes and am getting a return of $500. Looks like I'll be able to afford to buy some eggs.
- Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
- I'm glad that I learned about parallelograms in HS math instead of how to do my tax return. It comes in so handy during parallelogram season.
- Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi.
- A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!
- At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that?
IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
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Tax Return One Liners
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- What happened when Karl Marx got his tax return? He became Groucho
- Trump will move to Mar-a-Lago once his tax returns go public That will be his last resort
- What do you call Luke Skywalkers taxes? The Return of the Jedi
- I pick up chicks at Goodwill. They're cheap and you can return them for a tax write off.
- I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four.
- If there was a tax on s**..., I'd get a hefty return every year.
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What funny jokes about tax return you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean taxes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tax return pranks.
Why is Donald Trump actually angry about the election outcome?
It's a loss he **can't** write off on his tax returns.
A man calls the IRS office
"Hi, my last name is Sweady, but on the cheque you sent me for my tax return, you've written it as cyirwu."
"I'm sorry about that, could you spell it out for me?"
"Sure, S as in sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u, and Y as in you."
Rich man, poor man
Two men are sharing a jail cell. The first asked the other "What are you in here for?"
"Well, I am a poor man, and I wanted to get rich very quickly. How about you?"
"Well, I am a rich man, and I wanted to look poor on my tax returns."
I woke up, did my tax return, aced my exam, right before going into labor and giving birth
It was a reproductive day.
Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase m**...?
Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.
Why didn't Monica Lewinsky get a tax return in 1995?
Clinton was paying her under the table.
Girls treat me like taxes
They keep putting me off and when they finally do me they realize I provide no returns.
Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return.
Because she's a h**....