Tavern Owner Jokes
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A group of Irish friars was running short of funds...
A group of Irish friars was running short of funds, so they decided to start a business selling flowers from the cathedral gardens. Happily, their business was extremely successful- so successful, in fact, that the local flower shop could no longer stand up to the competition. The owner, determined not to give up so easily, asked the holy men to find some other way to make money.
"No," they replied. "God has guided us to success."
So the florist went down to the local tavern and hired Hugh McTaggart: the meanest, toughest brawler in town. He showed up at the friars' flower stand, knocked over the register, turned over the tables, and punched the abbot in the face, threatening to come back if they kept selling flowers. Naturally, the friars decided to close the shop and come up with another source of income.
The moral of the story? *Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.*
A drunk calls a tavern owner early in the morning
The tavern owner picks up, and the drunk says "When are you opening your tavern?" The tavern owner replies and says that he will open at 11 am.
An hour later, the same drunk calls. The tavern owner says "I can't serve you beer until 11 am, I'll be there then." And he hangs up.
At 10:30 am, the drunk calls once more. The tavern owner, now frustrated, picks up and says "d**...! I'm on my way I'll let you in soon!"
The drunk replies: "I'm not trying to get in I'm trying to get out!"
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