Tavern Jokes
49 tavern jokes and hilarious tavern puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tavern that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best tavern jokes from DND taverns, cantinas, lounges and cafes. Get ready for an evening of laughter with these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Tavern Short Jokes
Short tavern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tavern humour may include short brewery jokes also.
- SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...
- So this Roman guy... This Roman guy walks into a Tavern, raises two fingers and yells, 'five beers please!'
- If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard. I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
- Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said,
"FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!" - A lady suspects her house is haunted and converts it into a tavern... She was possessed by the entrepreneurial spirit.
- Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, "You can't be back here." Man says, "It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."
- Dwarf walks into a tavern and says "Ladies, I am 4'11'' ..and those are two different measurements!"
- A Search Engine Optimization expert walks into a bar... pub, tavern, inn, taproom, drinkery, public house, beer garden, beer, alcohol.
- Did you hear about the Monk that killed 75% of the workers at the Tavern? He left them a Quarterstaff.
- Jesus walks into a tavern... And asks for a table for 26. The hostess says but there are only 13 of you . Jesus replies yeah, but we're all gonna sit on the same side
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Tavern One Liners
Which tavern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tavern? I can suggest the ones about saloon and irish pub.
- A dog walked into a tavern and said I can't see a thing. I'll open this one.
- Why was the Minstrel refused entry to the tavern? He was BARD for life.
- My friends tried to take me to an underwater tavern but I declined. I hate dive bars.
- What is the highest tavern in Estonia? Tall Inn
- So I bought a tavern... It was a real bar-gain.
- Sideshow Bob bought out Moe's Tavern... ...So he could become a BARTender!
- Can i enter your tavern? Yes, please hey inn
- What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar
- A web developer walks into a bar, tavern, pub, saloon, lounge, booze, alcohol, drinking
- A thesaurus walks into a tavern.
- What spell does a Bard use at the tavern? Detect Thots
- a horse goes to he tavern and bartender yell to horse "hey"
horse replies "of course" - A thesaurus walks into a bar , pub, inn, tavern, bistro, watering hole.
- What do you call two bunnies that visit all the taverns downtown? Bar hoppers
- What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar
Cheeky Tavern Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about tavern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pubs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tavern pranks.
A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him.
"What'll ya have?" he asks.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replies.
So the husband orders a couple of Jack Daniels and gulps his down in one go.
His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.
"Yuck! It tastes awful, worse than awful!" she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go!" cries the husband. "And you think I am out enjoying myself every night!"
Spy
A spy is getting instructions for his mission: You will parachute in a field behind the enemy lines. By the field there is a shack by a road. Behind the shack there is bicycle. Ride the bicycle 10 miles north and you will be in a village where you will meet your contact at the local tavern. He will give further information.
That evening the spy is dropped from the airplane. The parachute doesn't open. The spy complains: I bet there is no bicycle either .
A party of adventurers walk into a tavern
fully armed and sit down at a table. The bartender comes over and asks, "Hey, why do you guys have your weapons ready?"
The party leader replies, "Mimics."
The bartender laughs.
The party laughs.
The table laughs.
Big Pause
A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"
The bear says, "I'll have a r**... and..."
He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."
The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"
The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'
3 men in a bar
3 men are in a bar talking about which tavern has the best customer service. Man 1 says; I know a place that gives you a free drink for every 5 you buy. Man 2 says; You think that's good I know a place where for every 2 drinks you get a free third. Man 3 says; Even better, I have heard of a place where you can drink all night free and then you get laid. The other men are amazed and ask where they can find that bar...and man 3 says: I am not sure, You'll have to ask my sister, she goes there every night
A chicken, a goose and a pheasant were sitting in a tavern drinking…
The chicken said, "How about we go back to my place and play s**... poker?"
The goose nodded its head, the pheasant said "I'm game."
I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
A Greek guy walks into a tavern and sees two sea monsters arguing
"What's up with them?" he asks.
"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."
"Are they usually this angry?"
"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman meet by chance in a tavern. After a brief but vicious scuffle, they all agree to put their differences aside and work together...to beat up the Irishman tending the bar.
What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant f**...?
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
A SEO specialist walks into a bar...
Pub, tavern, hostelry, Inn, coach house, restaurant, watering hole, speakeasy...
An African and a parrot went to a tavern
they ask for a beer...
and the Barman asks: where did you find this animal?
and the Parrot responds: In Africa.