The Best 27 Tavern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tavern jokes. There are some tavern drink jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tavern steakhouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tavern Jokes and Puns

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A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"

The bear says, "I'll have a rum and..."

He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, "Coke."

The bartender says "OK. But what's with the big pause?"

The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says "I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'

SEO Expert walks into a bar...

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...

Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk.

He said,


Tavern joke, Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk.

A web developer walks into a bar,

tavern, pub, saloon, lounge, booze, alcohol, drinking

Man walks into a tavern.

Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, "You can't be back here." Man says, "It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

So this Roman guy...

This Roman guy walks into a Tavern, raises two fingers and yells, 'five beers please!'

Tavern joke, So this Roman guy...

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman meet by chance in a tavern. After a brief but vicious scuffle, they all agree to put their differences aside and work beat up the Irishman tending the bar.

An African and a parrot went to a tavern

they ask for a beer...

and the Barman asks: where did you find this animal?

and the Parrot responds: In Africa.

A SEO specialist walks into a bar...

Pub, tavern, hostelry, Inn, coach house, restaurant, watering hole, speakeasy...

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Did you hear about the Monk that killed 75% of the workers at the Tavern?

He left them a Quarterstaff.

A chicken, a goose and a pheasant were sitting in a tavern drinking…

The chicken said, "How about we go back to my place and play strip poker?"

The goose nodded its head, the pheasant said "I'm game."

A Greek guy walks into a tavern and sees two sea monsters arguing

"What's up with them?" he asks.

"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."

"Are they usually this angry?"

"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."

A Search Engine Optimization expert walks into a bar...

pub, tavern, inn, taproom, drinkery, public house, beer garden, beer, alcohol.

Jesus walks into a tavern...

And asks for a table for 26. The hostess says but there are only 13 of you . Jesus replies yeah, but we're all gonna sit on the same side

Tavern joke, Jesus walks into a tavern...

Dwarf walks into a tavern and says "Ladies, I am 4'11''

..and those are two different measurements!"

Can i enter your tavern?

Yes, please hey inn

A thesaurus walks into a bar

, pub, inn, tavern, bistro, watering hole.

a horse goes to he tavern

and bartender yell to horse "hey"
horse replies "of course"

What spell does a Bard use at the tavern?

Detect Thots

A thesaurus walks into a tavern.

I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.


A spy is getting instructions for his mission: You will parachute in a field behind the enemy lines. By the field there is a shack by a road. Behind the shack there is bicycle. Ride the bicycle 10 miles north and you will be in a village where you will meet your contact at the local tavern. He will give further information.

That evening the spy is dropped from the airplane. The parachute doesn't open. The spy complains: I bet there is no bicycle either .

Sideshow Bob bought out Moe's Tavern...

...So he could become a BARTender!

A party of adventurers walk into a tavern

fully armed and sit down at a table. The bartender comes over and asks, "Hey, why do you guys have your weapons ready?"

The party leader replies, "Mimics."

The bartender laughs.

The party laughs.

The table laughs.

Why was the Minstrel refused entry to the tavern?

He was BARD for life.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tavern pint jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tavern diner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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