Following is our collection of funny Taurus jokes. There are some taurus libra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taurus horoscope puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit.
It finally Taurus apart.
My boyfriend just broke up with me, he was sick and tired of my constant zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart.
I'm in Pisces typing this
I will say, "no doubt, my last girlfriend was a taurus."
In his Taurus!
She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"
I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."
because you are a fat cow.
But that's only because I am a Taurus.
Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone
Bull-fucking-shit.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taurus sagittarius jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working taurus aries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.