The Best 10 Taurus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taurus jokes. There are some taurus libra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taurus horoscope puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taurus Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology.

She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit.

My wife left me because of my constant zodiac puns.

It finally Taurus apart.

Break up

My boyfriend just broke up with me, he was sick and tired of my constant zodiac puns.

It Taurus apart.

I'm in Pisces typing this

Next time I meet someone that says they are a cancer survivor...

I will say, "no doubt, my last girlfriend was a taurus."

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

I told my superstitious friend I was having knee pains

She said "I have been reading into astrology and its said that Capricorn, the sea-goat, has more knee pains. Are you a Capricorn?"

I said "No ma'am. I'm a Taurus, and that's bull."

I bet you are a Taurus...

because you are a fat cow.

I don't believe in zodiac signs...

But that's only because I am a Taurus.

I don't get new car smell air fresheners

Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone

I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was "indecent."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taurus sagittarius jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taurus aries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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