The Best 4 Tattooist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tattooist jokes. There are some tattooist ink jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tattooist sculptor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tattooist Jokes and Puns

My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...

Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."

The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

A man went to a tattooist and requested a tally mark on his back

Every couple of weeks, the same customer came in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks. One day, the tattooist decides to ask: "What are you counting?"

The man says: "The number of tattoos i've gotten"

I went for a tattoo.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back.

Half way through I said "put a tomahawk in his right hand."

"Tomahawk.?" "I have just finished his turban."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tattooist joes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tattooist tatt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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