Tatt Jokes
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First I got a tattoo on my cervical that said "5".
Next, I got one on my thoracic that said "4"
Then, I got one on my lumbar that said "3"
After that, I got one on my Sacrum that said 2"
And now, I'm getting one on my Coccyx that says "1"
It's the spinal countdown.
Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.
I regretted it literally one minute later.
Tattoos
People are amazed at how good the tattoo artists are in Spain........
They weren't expecting the Spanish ink precision
My tattoo removal specialist, Dr Pablo, confessed to me recently that he had committed dozens of crimes yet has never been caught.
"How on earth are you a free man?" I asked him.
"Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician" he said.
I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."
After seeing my new tattoo, my angered wife retaliated by getting a breast reduction...
t**... for tat.
I'm going to tattoo a pack of cigarettes on my arm.
That way my father will actually want me.
If you get a tattoo of a thermos,
Is it now a thermostat?
I got a tattoo of a gong
Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
The tattoo parlour in my town is offering free tattoos to anyone who would flash their b**....
It's a t**... for tat special.
I know a tattoo shop where you can get inked for free if you let them put a picture of your b**... on the wall
t**... for tat
The tattoo parlour in my town is offering a free tattoo if you go in and flash your b**....
It's a t**... for Tat special.
I got a tattoo of a dictionary on my bisep...
I wanted to add definition to my arm
Tattoos are like children...
You think they are permanent, but they can easily be removed with a laser.
At our tattoo studio, women can flash their b**... to get a discount
The business model we operate on is "t**... for tat".
I went for a tattoo.
I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back.
Half way through I said "put a tomahawk in his right hand."
"Tomahawk.?" "I have just finished his turban."
I got a tattoo in memory of MH370...
You'll never find it.
If I go to a tattoo parlor and try to pay them with a bird
Would that be a t**... for a Tat?
Where do tattoo artists connect?
InkedIn
Tattoos used to be such a controversial subject
Now there's Botox and nobody even lifts an eyebrow.
Got a tattoo on the small of my back of 2 dogs sharing a plate of spaghetti.
It's a Lady and the t**... stamp.
Once I went to a tattoo Parlour that said temporary tattoo Parlour.
So, I got one tattoo.
The next day it didn't go when I washed it.
When I went to the tattoo Parlour again, that the tattoo wasn't temporary after all, the shop wasn't there.
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Tatt One Liners
Which tatt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tatt? I can suggest the ones about worry and elephant.
- Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster? He tawt he taw a t**... tatt!
