The Best 5 Taters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Taters jokes. There are some taters punkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these taters spud puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Taters Jokes and Puns

Potato's in glasses are never the centre of attention.

They're just spec taters

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports.

Son-I like commentators. Dad-I like all taters.

An old man owns a boat.

He is a rich old bird who made his fortune early in life. he is a bit crazy and for some reason always hires male strippers and keeps absurd amounts of potatoes on his boat. when asked why he said, " I've always wanted to rule a country but i never got too, so i bought my boat and filled it with taters and male strippers." when asked how that helped he replied simply,"It's my dictatorship."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the taters nachos jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working taters pikajew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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