Tater Jokes
36 tater jokes and hilarious tater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out this selection of hilarious tater jokes! Whether you prefer tater tots, fries, nachos, or the classic speedo joke, these classics will make you roll in laughter.
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Funniest Tater Short Jokes
Short tater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tater humour may include short potato jokes also.
- Greta Thunberg has just been confirmed as a huge polluter. Her Tweet to Tater-Tot was easily the biggest burn in history.
- What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.
- ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.
- What do you call a group of breastfeeding mothers that just ran out of potatoes? Lack-taters
- The tater tots I took to my friend's super bowl party..
were just like the Patriots.
A little old, but seasoned to perfection... - What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot
- Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone? The common tater
- What do you call a promiscuous girl with down's syndrome? A Tater Thot.
- Why do new Irish mothers keep dying? Because they lack taters
- Do you know what a dictator is? An evil tater tot.
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Tater One Liners
Which tater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tater? I can suggest the ones about lay potato and baked potato.
- What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
- What do you call a potato with glasses? A spec-tater
- if you were a potato you'd be an irri-tater
- How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater
- Mr Potato Head's wife is upset. She claims he won't tater anywhere.
- What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater.
- What do you call a average potato that narrates sporting events? A common-tater
- What's the most helpful potato? A facili-tater
- Potato's in glasses are never the centre of attention. They're just spec taters
- What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater
- A phallus shaped potato ruled the world with an iron fist. He was a Dic-tater.
- What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater.
- What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater.
- What kind of job does your average potato have? He's a common tater.
- What do you call an annoying potatoe? An agi-tater.
Ba-dum-tssss
Tater Tots Jokes
Here is a list of funny tater tots jokes and even better tater tots puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call the children of a couch potato? Tater tots
- What do you call toddlers with down syndrome? Tater Tots
- What does is a black cannibal's favorite meal? Tater-tot casserole.
- Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries
- What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot.
Entertaining Tater Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about tater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tater pranks.
A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.
The sign reads as follows:
* Nachos $4
* Hamburger $3
* Hotdog $2
* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3
* Grilled Cheese $2
* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50
* h**... $10
After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, "Are you the one who gives the h**...?" "Why yes I am." replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, "Wash your hands! I'd like a hamburger."
The Princess of Potatoes has to marry
King Tater instructs his daughter to choose a noble potato to wed.
The princess says, "Father, I have chosen. I want to marry Rachel Maddow."
"I WON'T HAVE IT!" yells King Tater in a fury.
"But Father, I never knew you would be homophobic," said the princess.
"It's not that!" said the king. "It's that she's only a commentator."
What do you call s**... girls from Idaho?
Tater thots
What do you call a promiscuous potato?
A tater thot.
What do you call a midget stripper?
Tater thot
What do you call a regular potato discussing the news?
A common tater.
I'm going back to bed.
Couch potato joke
I have a fat roommate that loves to stream but every time he does it he commentates on every little thing! hes such a common tater!
