Tater Jokes

Funniest Tater Short Jokes

Short tater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tater humour may include short potato jokes also.

1. Greta Thunberg has just been confirmed as a huge polluter. Her Tweet to Tater-Tot was easily the biggest burn in history.
2. What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.
3. ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.
4. What do you call a group of breastfeeding mothers that just ran out of potatoes? Lack-taters
5. The tater tots I took to my friend's super bowl party.. ​
   were just like the Patriots.
   ​
   A little old, but seasoned to perfection...
6. Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone? The common tater
7. My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports. Son-I like commentators. Dad-I like all taters.
8. Perhaps we should start throwing small potatoes at FCC Chairman Pai to express our displeasure and to annoy him. It would make him Ajit-tatered.
   (disclaimer, do not throw potatoes at people, duh)
9. What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common? They're both duct-taters (sorry)
10. What do you call a regular potato discussing the news? A common tater.
    I'm going back to bed.

Share These Tater Jokes With Friends

Tater One Liners

Which tater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tater? I can suggest the ones about lay potato and baked potato.

1. What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
2. if you were a potato you'd be an irri-tater
3. How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater
4. Mr Potato Head's wife is upset. She claims he won't tater anywhere.
5. What do you call a spinning potato? A ro-tater.
6. What do you call a average potato that narrates sporting events? A common-tater
7. What's the most helpful potato? A facili-tater
8. Potato's in glasses are never the centre of attention. They're just spec taters
9. A phallus shaped potato ruled the world with an iron fist. He was a Dic-tater.
10. What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater.
11. What kind of job does your average potato have? He's a common tater.
12. If Tony Romo was a potato, what would his job be? Common-tater
13. What do you call a group of potatoes at a football game? Spec-taters
14. What do you call a promiscuous potato? A tater thot.
15. What do you call the children of a couch potato? Tater tots

Tater Tots Jokes

Here is a list of funny tater tots jokes and even better tater tots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call toddlers with down syndrome? Tater Tots
• What does is a black cannibal's favorite meal? Tater-tot casserole.
• Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries
• What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot.

Entertaining Tater Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about tater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato chips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tater pranks.