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Amusing & Witty Tat Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good tat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!

Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.

Me and my wife came to an agreement. She would let me get a tattoo if I let her get a breast augmentation

t**... for tat you could say

My wife said I could only get a tattoo, if she gets a b**... job.

Seems only fair. t**... for tat.

3 Irish men in a pub…

… called m**..., Pat and Tat. The barman says "Are you all related?"
m**... said "Yeah we're triplets!"
Barman said "Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4ft tall?",
"Well!" said m**... "Me and Pat were
breast fed so there was no t**... for Tat!

What does one tat say to the other tat?

I am a tattoo

After seeing my new tattoo, my angered wife retaliated by getting a breast reduction...

t**... for tat.


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