The Best 31 Tasty Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Tasty jokes. There are some tasty sweet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tasty tastier puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Tasty Jokes and Puns
I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself...
turns out its actually quite tasty.
A man went hunting in Alaska.
A man was hunting in Alaska when he found himself confronted by a small, agitated bear. In order to survive, he shot it. Feeling hungry, he decided to utilize it and cook dinner in the woods.
It was tasty, even though it was a little grizzly.
I work with mentally disabled people. Today I tried to tell a client the Nacho Cheese joke.
"Hey, you have nachos! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
"Tasty!" -Holds up a-okay sign-
"...Well...you aren't wrong!"
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
She likes her men like she likes her fruitcake...
Tasty nuts, last forever, come in a box.
About tasty steaks.
You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done.
What happened to the tasty noun?
Verbatim.
What starts with C, ends with T, has U and N in the middle, is really hairy, and has lots of tasty liquid inside? ;)
A coconut.
I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu.
She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese.
What's the difference between a champion horse and a very tasty baguette?
One's wellbred, the other is good bread.
One man he is rapper
He go to rap battle
He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now
So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!
He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!
so both go home and are not hungry^^^^^^^^^^freelx
I put my tongue in coco
I found it peasant and tasty. Then I put my tongue in Ice-t...and he punched me. His wife still calls though.
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Some men are like donuts
Sweet and tasty looking but once inside, you feel only regret...
I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you...
I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon...
Wife: "If I was a food or drink, what would I be?"
Husband: "Well, I guess you'd be milk."
Wife: "Why's that? Because I'm smooth and tasty?"
Husband: "No, it's because you're full fat."
I'm a member of PETA now
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
What numbers are tasty when dipped in cheese?
Fibonacho numbers
Ever wake up and want to spread holiday joy around through tasty mouth watering treats?
Don't pick your nose and eat it, it may look tasty...
But it's snot.
Professional female athletes are tasty
because they're chick contenders
Eating sushi is a win win
You get a nice, tasty snack AND there's a chance you'll die of mercury poisoning.
"Are you going to eat those chocolates with grandma?" asked my wife.
I said, "No, I can't imagine she's very tasty."
Why are my recipes so tasty?
My secret ingredient is placebo.
Germany be like "SCREW RUSSIA..."
But give me some tasty sustenance from that pipeline babe
I was freezing out in the middle of the woods when I stumbled upon a mean-looking hunter sat by a campfire...
He was roasting his fresh kill feet first and the smell had me salivating for a bit of that tasty grub.
He gave me a dirty look and made it clear he didn't want to share any.
I begged him for a bite to help me warm up but he just gave me the cold shoulder.
Why yes I'm also a member of PETA and an animal rights person
Yup I'm a Preferred Eater of Tasty Animals and all animals have a right to be served on my plate.
Yeah, I'm a part of PETA
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch
She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"
A son and dad are waiting in a busy, popular barber shop. Dad says, This place is a cookout...
First there's a barber queue, then you get a fresh, tasty cut.
I can't understand people who don't like dogs
I've tried them in China and they're pretty tasty.
Why couldn't the chef make a tasty dish?
He never had enough thyme.
(I wish I could say my 4 year old came up with this, but I don't have kids.)
A tasty dish made by Voldemort
Avada - KEBAB- ra...
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