Tastes Sweet Jokes
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It was at the end of the school year,
and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
What does a diabetic's blood taste like?
Sweet irony
Water.....I have news for you.
The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."
I ate a pickle ....
It tasted sweet
So I gave to my sister who says it's salty
So.....
I guess I'm dillusional
women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods-
sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.
What tastes sweet and swings from tree to tree?
Tarzipan
Sensory Perception....
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of sweets and said, Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.
The pupils easily identified the sweets flavoured of apple, lemon, strawberry and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a little hint, said the teacher.
It's something your Mum probably calls your Dad all the time.
Instantly, Little Robbie, gagged and spat his onto the floor and shouted, Quick! Spit'em out! They're a**... flavoured!
If you drink enough water it eventually tastes sweet...
Wait, that might be blood.
What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste?
Sweet and Low-brow..
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