tastes Jokes

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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister

It tastes the same but it's just not right.

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What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?

Crust

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I went to a new doctor the other day and found the doctor to be a young, drop-dead gorgeous female!

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before, Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."

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I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, Don't worry, I am a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny .

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Human drinks a Vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like.

"It's irony."

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I went to the doctors office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen
it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and il check it out."

I said, "My wife thinks by dick tastes funny".

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A man spits out his coffee

"This tastes like mud!" he said.
"Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter.

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I said to a fat girl today...

I said to a fat girl today,

"You're a big girl!"

She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

I said, "Salad tastes nice"

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Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup...

Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I sucked!

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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A man named Eric Cole...

... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead...

...are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain," she says.
The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building!"

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Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister.

It tastes the same but it's still wrong.

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I went to the clinic the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed, but she said, Don't worry, I'm a professional – I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can.

I said, I think my penis tastes funny…

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"Name that drink."

A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name the kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.

A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name."

"You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay."

So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!"

"Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."

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How do you tell if your roommate is gay?

If his dick tastes like shit.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head Walk into an elevator

The brunette sees something very sticky on the floor and asks "is that sperm?" The red head bends down and smells the stuff and says "it sure smells like cum to me." The blonde kneels down gets a finger full, tastes it and proclaims "It's nobody from this building"

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You'd think glass would taste like rocks..

But it just tastes like blood.

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People say cannibals are disgusting human beings

But this one tastes pretty good

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I think my Gay test might be broken

So I've heard that every group of friends has a gay dude. The easiest way to tell if a guy is gay is if his dick tastes like shit. I decided to line up all my friends and sucked all their dicks, I've done this a dozen times so far and all their dicks taste fine.

I'm still trying to figure out who the gay one in my group is.

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A lady at a tea shop

A lady went to a tea shop and ordered a cup of tea, she has a sip, and realizes that it was amazing! She asks the owner of the place, "wow! Your tea tastes great! Why is it so good?"

The owner replies "thanks! It's my specialtea!"

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My roommate is gay

There was this boy who went away to college, and came back for Christmas.

Over drinks with his dad by the fireplace, he told his dad: "Dad, I think my roommate is gay."

Dad asks: "Well, what makes you think so?"

Son replies: "His dick tastes like shit."

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Beautiful doctor

I went to the doctors office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed but she said Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before, just tell me what's wrong and il check it out.

I said, my wife thinks by dick tastes funny .

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I went to the doctor the other day...

...and found out my
new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm
a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's
wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

I said, "I think my penis tastes funny."

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How do you know if your roommate is gay?

His dick tastes like shit.

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Non alcoholic beer is kinda like eating out your sister

It tastes the same, but it feels wrong

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Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like?

Depends

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What's the difference between a cheap beer and a clit?

The clit only tastes like piss in the beginning.

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What do smoking a cigarette and eating a girl out have in common?

The closer you get to the butt, the worse it tastes.

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Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister..

it tastes the same, but just isn't right.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

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So there's this incest family...

and the daughter wants to take the car out for the evening. She asks her father for permission and he says "Sure honey, but you have to suck my dick before you can take it." This being a normal custom she says "Okay" and starts the process. As she's doing the dirty deed she complains to her dad that his dick tastes like shit, to which her dad replies, "That's right, I forgot your brother has the car tonight."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke

Bartender: "Hold on" as he puts an apple on the bar

Man: "What's this?"

Bartender: "Try it"

Man: "It tastes like rum!"

Bartender: "Turn it around."

Man: "This side tastes like coke!"

Another man walks into the bar and asks for a gin a tonic, and the bartender places another apple onto the bar

Man2: "What's this?"

Man1: "Try it, just trust me."

Man2: As he takes a bite "This tastes like gin!"

Man1: "Now turn it around."

Man2: "This side tastes like tonic!"

A third man walks into the bar and the bartender asks him what he would like.

Man3: "I don't know, what do you got?"

Bartender: "Well we have apples that taste like all sorts of things."

Man3: "You got one that tastes like pussy?"

The bartender places an apple on the bar

Man3: As he bites into the apple "Ew! This tastes like shit!"

Bartender, Man1, Man2: "Turn it around!"

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Patenting an apple.

A man walks into a patent office and sits down with an office worker and says he wants to patent an apple. The worker says "Sir, you can't patent an apple". The man says "Take a bite". The office worker takes a bite and surprised yells out "Wow! this tastes like bananas!" The man says "Yeah I know, turn it over". The worker turns over the apple and and takes another bite and surprised again says "Wow! this tastes like oranges!" The man smiles and says "Yes, that is why I want to patent this". The worker leans in and jokingly whispers "Hey if you were to make one that tastes like pussy, you'd be a billionaire". The man smiles and reaches into his pocket and pulls out another apple and says "Take a bite." The worker can hardly believe it and grabs the apple and takes a bite.....hardly a second has past and he spits out the apple and yells "Yuck! that tastes like ass!!", and the man says "Yeah I know, turn it over".

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Catholic tastes

A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was dirty and had a porno magazine in his pocket. When he got in he sat down next to a priest and started reading the newspaper.

After a few minutes, he asked the priest, "How do people get arthritis?"

The priest replied, "By drinking too much, being with cheap women, not washing and reading smut."

After a few minutes, the priest started to feel guilty and turned to the bum and apologized for snapping at him and asked him why he wanted to know.

The bum replied, "Well, I read that the Pope has arthritis..."

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