The Best 41 Tasteless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tasteless jokes. There are some tasteless insensitive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tasteless crass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tasteless Jokes and Puns

I like making jokes about vegetarians...

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

Tasteless V D humor

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."

Tasteless joke, And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

Tasteless Joke

Whats the hardest part about raping a deaf girl?

Breaking her fingers so she doesn't tell anyone.

There are a lot of tasteless criminal acts these days.

But bakery robbery really takes the cake.


I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas.

And then I realized, that would be tasteless.

Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu?

I thought it was pretty tasteless.

Tasteless joke, Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu?

A tasteless joke.

People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.

What do you call people that can't taste food?

Ethiopian

My wife said my sense of humor towards her has been gross and tasteless lately.

So I told her I was sorry and would stop doing impressions of her dinners.

Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia?

Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.

Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue?

No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless.

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Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job?

All his jokes were a bit tasteless.

Looking for some good jokes about menstrual cups.

Always trying to gross my GF out. Help me with some tasteless cup references.

Flip Cup is all I can come up with.

This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned.

Water

A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka

Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless.

The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing.

After all, God hates gags.

Tasteless joke, The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless joke

What's tasteless and usually drunk at breakfast?

Lindsay Lohan.

I asked my mother why she stopped working the wharf after 30 years...

She told me, "I got tired of the tasteless seamen."

Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless?

They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.


What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?

Decaffeinated.

Complements of a thrift store find 'Truly Tasteless Jokes Two'. This was one of the mild ones.

Yo momma's so tasteless

She could be served on an airplane.

Don't you think taking a bath is a bit tasteless?

Why not add some salt in it?

People always name Jell-o by its color rather than the flavor.

I think that's a little tasteless.

I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

...fortunately it didn't raise any eyebrows.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall?

Art.

What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.

A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning…

I told him it was tasteless

A tasteless joke you've probably never heard,

smelled, felt. But now you've seen it.

I'm strongly against elephant poaching.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

[Tasteless] Lost my great uncle in the Holocaust

Dumbass fell off the guard tower.

Holocaust jokes arent funny

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

Why are water's jokes so bad?

It's tasteless.

I like my women like I like my jokes

Cheap, twisted and tasteless

Can I make a tasteless joke?

Flour.

I made a Corona virus joke the other day

People said it was tasteless.

Ok, this one is a bit tasteless. So proceed with caution.

Water.

I would tell you a Corona joke.

But it's tasteless.

I made an coronavirus joke while eating turkey.

It was tasteless.

I'd make a COVID joke.

But it would be tasteless.

As a proud family man, the amount of raunchy, tasteless, sexist and offensive jokes you perverts are posting in this sub is frankly disappointing

Is there a filter or flair so I can see only NSFW jokes so I don't have to scroll past all the clean jokes?

I've had enough of all the COVID-19 jokes

They are all tasteless

I was at a hospital, talking to some patients.

I tried to lighten the mood with a coronavirus joke. Barely anyone reacted at first, but eventually everyone got it. However, the Chinese guy got it right off the bat. Some people have called my joke tasteless, however. It really killed the mood. But I bet the British variation of this joke will spread much quicker!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tasteless vanilla jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tasteless unoriginal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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