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A man walks in on his daughter pleasuring her-self with a cucumber.
He yells at her: "Oh god, that's disgusting! I was going to eat that, and now it's gonna taste of cucumber"
sits down and orders 10 shots one after the other without saying anything.
When he finally stops, the bartender is curious and asks him what the shots were for.
"My first blow job" the man replies.
"Oh" the bartender says, "Well then in that case let me give you one on the house."
"No, thanks," the man says "if 10 can't get the taste out of my mouth 11 sure won't."
"SICK!" he said.
"I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."
Your family has impeccable taste.
I got a lot of abuse for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.
They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.
It's good, but still a little Chewie.
So a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 vodka shots
The bartender asks the man what's the special occasion the man says
" I just experienced my first blow job" .
And the bartender says "congrats how about a 8th shot on the house" and the man goes
" if 7 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
A guy eating in a restaurant calls the waiter.
-Please taste the soup.
The confused waiter asks:
-Is the soup too hot?
-Just taste the soup...
-Is the soup too cold?
-Taste the soup.
-Is there a fly in the soup?
-Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired of guessing, gives up.
-Alright, alright, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
-Aha!
He orders 9 scotches, straight up.
Bartender: "Wow, that's a a lot of scotch. You must be celebrating?"
Guy: "Yes. My first blow job."
Bartender: "Well then, the tenth one is me!"
Guy: "If the first nine don't get the taste out of my mouth, ten won't either."
I was so close I could taste it.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like crap.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
Turns out they taste just like regular people
People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.
What do you call people that can't taste food?
Ethiopian
The the bartender pours the shots and asks the man what the occasion is. The man says "First time for a blow job today." The bartender congratulated the man and said "For such an occasion, I'll add a 12th shot on the house." The man said "Nah, don't worry about it. If 11 doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, 12 won't either."
So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(
Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!
a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible
he then says,"dammit I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"
The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth.
One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"
The other responds, "*no.*"
"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
because they like the taste of defeat.
i'm not even sorry.
She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
Mainly, the taste.
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.
because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth
MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops.
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat
Killer .
By taste.
Teacher: "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "
Class: "umm"
Me to friend: "that was like a dead baby..."
Friend: "what?"
Me: "poor delivery"
This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.
but they have a great taste in people.
WAITER: "Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"
CUSTOMER: "The soup. Taste it."
WAITER: "I beg your pardon, Sir?"
CUSTOMER: "Taste it."
WAITER: "But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
CUSTOMER: "Taste it."
WAITER: "Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
CUSTOMER: "Taste it!"
WAITER: exasperated, "All right, Sir, I'll taste it."
Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
CUSTOMER: "Ah ha!!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
And sees his daughter masturbating with a carrot.
"Daamn" - he says: "I was going to eat that later! And now it's gonna taste like carrots!!!"
There was a guy with five shots lined up in front of him.
I asked him, "What the occasion?"
He said, "My first Blow Job"
I said, "That's great, let me buy you another"
He said, "No thanks, if five can't get rid of the taste, six won't either"
I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"
The bartender asks what is the occasion.
The man replies 'his first blowjob'
The bartender congrats him and offers to buy him another shot
The man says that is unnecessary, if ten shots doesn't get the taste out of his mouth, one more won't make a difference.
But it just tastes like blood.
He gave them their first taste of Christianity.
Cannibal 1: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Cannibal 2: "Not at all, and there's plenty to go around!"
They like the taste of defeat
They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
Man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of JΓ€germeister.
The bartender looks at him and says "Wow 6 shots of JΓ€ger! You must be celebrating something."
The man replies,"You bet I am! I am celebrating my first blow job."
"Hey congrats man!" says the Bartender "I'll get you a 7th shot on the house"
The man replies "No thank you. If 6 shots of JΓ€ger doesn't get rid of this taste nothing will."
Because they're a little meteor
Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.
A man walks into a bar and orders 11 shots of tequila, the bartender asks
"oh, is there an occasion for this?"
The man says "I had my first blow job"
Bartender says "well in that case I'll give you another on the house!"
The man replies "no thanks, if 11 don't get the taste out of my mouth then nothing will"
Depends...
I was annoyed because I was gonna eat that later...
And now it's gonna taste like carrot....
A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."
Both have expensive loot boxes we have to pay for however it's prostitutes who end up with a bad taste in their mouths not their clients.
and orders 10 shots of tequila. Bartender surprised by the order asks what's the occasion? The man says "I just had my first blow job". With cheer in his voice bartender says "well if it's so, then I'll throw in 1 on the house". the mans says "if 10 shots can't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt 11 will"
Natural Selection.
Some random guy orders a soup in the restaurant and the waiter brings him the soup. Right after the waiter leaves the table the guy calls him back and says "Try the soup" the waiter asks "What's the matter, is it too salty?" guy says "Go ahead and taste it" and the waiter asks "Is it too spicy?" and the guy says "Just freakin' try it!" and the waiter asks "Where's the spoon?" and the guy answers "Exactly"
They take years before coming out of the closet.
Because they like the taste of defeat
They don't even taste like ribs
"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"
"My first blow job," replies the young man.
"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."
The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
I said, Come on, dammit, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
One says, "Does this taste funny?".
The other says, "No".
Because it makes seamen taste better.
you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies: "no, not at all."
She was a little bit too cocky for my taste.
"Make sure your dorsal fin is above the water and swim toward them *really fast*, then veer away at the last moment. Do that a few times, and then go back and eat them."
"But why not just come up from below and eat them right away?"
"Well, they taste a lot better if you *empty* 'em first."
One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"
Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
It starts to taste like toilet paper
The taste.
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"
My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."
Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.
Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.
I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.
I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...
Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.
The Taste.
He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary...
Because a symptom of Coronavirus is lack of taste.
Oh shit. It's just Bud Light, I'm ok.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Instructions:
1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have the Covid.
Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and I feel like I'm coming down with something.
The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
I might have a chance now, as she's lost all her taste...
I'll keep eating out every day, but I haven't been able to taste anything for weeks.
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus
Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat them today, as I woke up with a headache and a bit disoriented this morning.
after eating lunch at their English friend's house as they couldn't taste anything.
I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
so I asked her out because she's lost her sense of taste.
You can't taste your wife's cooking
Too soon?
Patient: No, the medicine's fine, can't even taste anything when I take it
It's Vodka with Orange Juice
(Jokester's Note: Russian Vodka is the best in the world regarding to taste, which inspired me to make this joke, love y'all(as far as a westerner goes))
Some people have no taste.
One looks to the other and says,
does this taste funny to you?
and the other says no
Because if you're talking to me, then you have no taste.
It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
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