Taste Jokes

Funniest Taste Short Jokes

Short taste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taste humour may include short flavor jokes also.

1. The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
2. I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
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3. A Covid test nurse asked me if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
4. My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today "It tastes like dirt!"
   I told him it was just ground this morning.
5. Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for hillary clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
6. My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
7. I always wondered why gun barrels tasted salty Until I realized I'm always crying when I put one in my mouth
8. Human drinks a vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."
9. A man spits out his coffee "This tastes like mud!" he said.
   "Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter.
10. Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything

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Taste One Liners

Which taste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taste? I can suggest the ones about smell and tasty.

1. What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ? Very savioury.
2. I love the taste of clock but… Eating them is time consuming
3. Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
4. Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
5. Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they're a little meteor
6. I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.
7. What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
8. This coffee tastes like dirt Well it was ground this morning
9. I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
10. Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
11. You'd think glass would taste like rocks.. But it just tastes like blood.
12. People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good
13. Waiter! These potatoes taste powdery. Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.
14. Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
15. Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people.

Good Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny good taste jokes and even better good taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
  He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
• Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
• I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good
• The best thing about quitting coffee for good... ...is how great coffee tastes when you start drinking it again.
• A COVID nurse asked me 'so sir when did you first begin to lose your sense of taste' I replied 'Hey! Riverdale is a good show'
• Chess players say checkers players are dumb. But I like checkers... Plus the red ones taste good.
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• What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue.
  Hehe
• I want to know, if vegetables are so good, why are vegetarians always trying to make them taste like meat?
• My billionaire boss sent me out for a gallon of milk. "That's what, about $3000?" he asked. "Yes, sir," I replied. So I pick it up for him and kept the difference. Skim milk has never tasted so good.
• I had my first taste of sobriety this week It's an odd name for a beer, but it tastes really good. Highly recommend.

Bad Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad taste jokes and even better bad taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
• I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year. The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
• CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
• I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths.
• I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!! But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.
• Had to breakup with my girlfriend today... ...Couldn't be going out with someone with such bad taste in men.
• Making jokes about ISIS is harder than it seems If you tell one in bad taste, everybody starts losing their heads.
• How do you know when your chickens gone bad? It tastes fowl.
• What is Jesus's least favorite type of gun? A nail gun.
  Ohhh... that's in bad taste.
• I tried to tell a joke about homeless people eating garbage, but it didn't go well... I realize now that it was in bad taste.

Smell Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny smell taste jokes and even better smell taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue
• What smells better than it taste? A nose
• A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
• What do you call a dog that can't hear, can't see, can't smell, can't taste, and can't feel? Nonsense!
• Looks like coke Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE
• What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
• Panicking, I told the doctor that I couldn't smell my food and it tasted plasticky. With a concerned look on his face, he told me to... ...remove it from the package.
• My friend asked me how would people survive without the ability to see, hear, smell, taste, or feel. I told him: It's nonsense.
• Never thought the wife could cook til today when she made me a banana that smelled and tasted just like fish I never knew she had it in her
• Candies and Candles have a lot in common. One melts and tastes good while the other melts and smells good. What do they lack in common? Their IL numbers.

Sense Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense taste jokes and even better sense taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 3 months since I had COVID and I've still got very little sense of taste. Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
• Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
• You know how people say if you damage one sense, the others get better? Well if that's true I hope my friend hurts his hearing.
  Because then he'll get a better taste in music.
• I just found out my crush has covid, so I asked her out because she's lost her sense of taste.
• The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department. There's no accounting for taste.
• I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?" She has a keen sense of taste.
• I told my Doctor I was losing my sense of taste, sight and hearing... He said it was all in my head.

Poor Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny poor taste jokes and even better poor taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We really shouldnt be making any Covid jokes in here. They are in 'poor taste'.
• My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.
• The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon.
• What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker? A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.
• I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste.
• If your friend is tone deaf... Is it in poor taste to leave him a note?
• Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor? It lacks body
• I wanted to try out the new ISIS cuisine I found, but the reviews told me it was poor taste.
• What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow..

Cheeky Taste Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about taste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taste pranks.