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180 taste jokes and hilarious taste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article rounds up jokes related to taste and flavor. From bad taste to good taste, jokes about La Croix, thermometers, and more are sure to make you chuckle. Whether you have a refined palate or not, take a break and check out the funniest taste related jokes.

Funniest Taste Short Jokes

Short taste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taste humour may include short flavor jokes also.

  1. The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
  2. Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister It tastes the same but it's just not right.
  3. Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
    The other one goes, 'No'.
  4. I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
  5. A Covid test nurse asked me if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
  6. My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today "It tastes like dirt!"
    I told him it was just ground this morning.
  7. Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for hillary clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
  8. Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"
    The other responds, "*no.*"
  9. Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says, "Does this taste funny?".
    The other says, "No".
  10. My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

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Taste One Liners

Which taste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taste? I can suggest the ones about smell and tasty.

  1. Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat
  2. What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ? Very savioury.
  3. I love the taste of clock but… Eating them is time consuming
  4. Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
  5. Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
  6. Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they're a little meteor
  7. I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.
  8. Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians? They love the taste of defeet.
  9. What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
  10. This coffee tastes like dirt Well it was ground this morning
  11. I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
  12. Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
  13. You'd think glass would taste like rocks.. But it just tastes like blood.
  14. People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good
  15. Waiter! These potatoes taste powdery. Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.

Good Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny good taste jokes and even better good taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
    He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
  • Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
  • Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
  • Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin. It tastes good, but something ain't right.
  • I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good
  • The best thing about quitting coffee for good... ...is how great coffee tastes when you start drinking it again.
  • Women are like bacon. They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.
  • First we'll take off the top, then we can eat the flesh. Who knew coconuts tasted this good?
  • A COVID nurse asked me 'so sir when did you first begin to lose your sense of taste' I replied 'Hey! Riverdale is a good show'
  • Chess players say checkers players are dumb. But I like checkers... Plus the red ones taste good.
    Cr

Bad Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad taste jokes and even better bad taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
  • Monica said she wasn't voting for Hilary... because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth
  • Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth.
  • Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
  • Why Didn't Monica Lewinsky Vote For Hilary Clinton? Because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
  • I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year. The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
  • Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president... "The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"
  • CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
  • Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
  • Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
Taste joke, Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump

Smell Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny smell taste jokes and even better smell taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue
  • What smells better than it taste? A nose
  • A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
  • What do a pizza delivery guy and gynaecologist both have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to taste it
  • Bacon is like a woman it looks good
    it smells good
    it tastes good
    and it slowly kills men
  • What is common between a gynaecologist and a food delivery person? They both can smell it but can't taste it.
  • What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue.
    Hehe
  • What does an gynocologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can both smell it but can't taste it.
  • What do you call a dog that can't hear, can't see, can't smell, can't taste, and can't feel? Nonsense!
  • Looks like coke Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE

Sense Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny sense taste jokes and even better sense taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 3 months since I had COVID and I've still got very little sense of taste. Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
  • Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
  • I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID. But I decided it was poor taste.
  • You know how people say if you damage one sense, the others get better? Well if that's true I hope my friend hurts his hearing.
    Because then he'll get a better taste in music.
  • I just found out my crush has covid, so I asked her out because she's lost her sense of taste.
  • What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
  • The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department. There's no accounting for taste.
  • I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?" She has a keen sense of taste.
  • How can you tell if someone is blind, deaf, and has no sense of taste or feeling? Don't worry, they'll smell you.
  • I told my Doctor I was losing my sense of taste, sight and hearing... He said it was all in my head.

Poor Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny poor taste jokes and even better poor taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • We really shouldnt be making any Covid jokes in here. They are in 'poor taste'.
  • I was gonna tell a COVID joke... But it was in poor taste.
  • My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.
  • Eat the rich Because poor people taste bad
  • The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon.
  • What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker? A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.
  • I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste.
  • If your friend is tone deaf... Is it in poor taste to leave him a note?
  • Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor? It lacks body
  • [nsfw] analingus I was going to make a joke about analingus,
    but it would be in poor taste.
Taste joke, [nsfw] analingus

Cheeky Taste Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about taste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taste pranks.

What does a 74 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

YUK!

A man walks in on his daughter pleasuring her-self with a cucumber.
He yells at her: "Oh god, that's disgusting! I was going to eat that, and now it's gonna taste of cucumber"

A guy walks into a bar...

sits down and orders 10 shots one after the other without saying anything.
When he finally stops, the bartender is curious and asks him what the shots were for.
"My first b**..." the man replies.
"Oh" the bartender says, "Well then in that case let me give you one on the house."
"No, thanks," the man says "if 10 can't get the taste out of my mouth 11 sure won't."

So a guy walks in on his daughter m**... with a cucumber.

"SICK!" he said.
"I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

I've been to a mate's f**... today; he drowned last week...

I got a lot of a**... for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.
They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.

7 shots

So a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 v**... shots
The bartender asks the man what's the special occasion the man says
" I just experienced my first b**..." .
And the bartender says "congrats how about a 8th shot on the house" and the man goes
" if 7 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Taste the soup

A guy eating in a restaurant calls the waiter.
-Please taste the soup.

The confused waiter asks:
-Is the soup too hot?
-Just taste the soup...
-Is the soup too cold?
-Taste the soup.
-Is there a fly in the soup?
-Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired of guessing, gives up.
-Alright, alright, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
-Aha!

A guy walks into a bar

He orders 9 scotches, straight up.
Bartender: "Wow, that's a a lot of scotch. You must be celebrating?"
Guy: "Yes. My first b**...."
Bartender: "Well then, the tenth one is me!"
Guy: "If the first nine don't get the taste out of my mouth, ten won't either."

I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester.

I was so close I could taste it.

Smart pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like c**....''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

I took a blind taste test today

Turns out they taste just like regular people

A tasteless joke.

People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.
What do you call people that can't taste food?
Ethiopian

A man walks into a bar and orders 11 shots.

The the bartender pours the shots and asks the man what the occasion is. The man says "First time for a b**... today." The bartender congratulated the man and said "For such an occasion, I'll add a 12th shot on the house." The man said "Nah, don't worry about it. If 11 doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, 12 won't either."

TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste

So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said:

Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!

a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter

a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible
he then says,"d**... I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency:

"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

why don't foot fetishists ever win anything?

because they like the taste of defeat.
i'm not even sorry.

What's the difference between an o**... thermometer and a r**... thermometer?

Mainly, the taste.

Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason l**... use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

We really do taste like chicken.

The s**... is made up of Glucose........

MBBS Professor:
The s**... is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops.
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your t**...
Killer .

How can a r**... tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

When someone botched a joke.

Teacher: "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "
Class: "umm"
Me to friend: "that was like a dead baby..."
Friend: "what?"
Me: "poor delivery"
This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.

Say what you want about Cannibals

but they have a great taste in people.

WAITER: "Yes, is there something wrong?"

WAITER: "Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"
CUSTOMER: "The soup. Taste it."
WAITER: "I beg your pardon, Sir?"
CUSTOMER: "Taste it."
WAITER: "But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
CUSTOMER: "Taste it."
WAITER: "Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
CUSTOMER: "Taste it!"
WAITER: exasperated, "All right, Sir, I'll taste it."
Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
CUSTOMER: "Ah ha!!"

A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"

The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"

Went to the bar the other night

There was a guy with five shots lined up in front of him.
I asked him, "What the occasion?"
He said, "My first b**..."
I said, "That's great, let me buy you another"
He said, "No thanks, if five can't get rid of the taste, six won't either"

I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**...

I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**... with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe g**..., I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

Did you hear about the m**... who went to visit the cannibals?

He gave them their first taste of Christianity.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

Cannibal 1: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Cannibal 2: "Not at all, and there's plenty to go around!"

Why don't people with foot fetishes mind being on the losing side of a battle?

They like the taste of defeat

Man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of Jägermeister

Man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of Jägermeister.
The bartender looks at him and says "Wow 6 shots of Jäger! You must be celebrating something."

The man replies,"You bet I am! I am celebrating my first b**...."
"Hey congrats man!" says the Bartender "I'll get you a 7th shot on the house"
The man replies "No thank you. If 6 shots of Jäger doesn't get rid of this taste nothing will."

My taste in women is much like my taste in wine

Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.

A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and orders 11 shots of tequila, the bartender asks
"oh, is there an occasion for this?"
The man says "I had my first b**..."
Bartender says "well in that case I'll give you another on the house!"
The man replies "no thanks, if 11 don't get the taste out of my mouth then nothing will"

What does 69 taste like to a 69 year old?

Depends...

I caught my sister m**... with a carrot

I was annoyed because I was gonna eat that later...
And now it's gonna taste like carrot....

A man is arrested for killing a condor

A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."

What is the difference between a p**... and EA?

Both have expensive loot boxes we have to pay for however it's prostitutes who end up with a bad taste in their mouths not their clients.

Man walks into a bar

and orders 10 shots of tequila. Bartender surprised by the order asks what's the occasion? The man says "I just had my first b**...". With cheer in his voice bartender says "well if it's so, then I'll throw in 1 on the house". the mans says "if 10 shots can't wash that taste out of my mouth, I doubt 11 will"

Guy at a restaurant orders a soup

Some random guy orders a soup in the restaurant and the waiter brings him the soup. Right after the waiter leaves the table the guy calls him back and says "Try the soup" the waiter asks "What's the matter, is it too salty?" guy says "Go ahead and taste it" and the waiter asks "Is it too spicy?" and the guy says "Just freakin' try it!" and the waiter asks "Where's the spoon?" and the guy answers "Exactly"

Why do gay men have such amazing taste in clothing?

They take years before coming out of the closet.

Ribbed condoms are misleading

They don't even taste like ribs

A young man sits down at a bar and says, "I want six shots of Jagermeister."

"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"
"My first b**...," replies the young man.
"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."
The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

I saw my sister m**... with a carrot......

I said, Come on, d**..., I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

Why was the shark eating pineapples?

Because it makes s**... taste better.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Shumer's body

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies: "no, not at all."

I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.

She was a little bit too c**... for my taste.

I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.

They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.
The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.

A shark is teaching his kid how to attack swimmers.

"Make sure your dorsal fin is above the water and swim toward them *really fast*, then veer away at the last moment. Do that a few times, and then go back and eat them."
"But why not just come up from below and eat them right away?"
"Well, they taste a lot better if you *empty* 'em first."

Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid

One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"

How does a blindman know if he is done wiping his a**... ?

It starts to taste like toilet paper

What's the difference between an o**... and r**... thermometer?

The taste.

Beer Belly

Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"
My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."

COVID-19 home test:

Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.
Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.
I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.
I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...

Do you know the difference between an o**... thermometer and a r**... thermometer?

The Taste.

What's the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19?

With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary...

Why did everyone have Covid-19 at the KPop concert?

Because a symptom of Coronavirus is lack of taste.

I lost my sense of taste and think I have COVID!!!!

Oh s**.... It's just Bud Light, I'm ok.

I tried an At Home Covid Test

Instructions:
1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have the Covid.
Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and I feel like I'm coming down with something.

Taste joke, I tried an  At Home  Covid Test

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