Taste Jokes
176 taste jokes and hilarious taste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about taste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article rounds up jokes related to taste and flavor. From bad taste to good taste, jokes about La Croix, thermometers, and more are sure to make you chuckle. Whether you have a refined palate or not, take a break and check out the funniest taste related jokes.
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Short taste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taste humour may include short flavor jokes also.
- The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
- I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
- A Covid test nurse asked me if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
- My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today "It tastes like dirt!"
I told him it was just ground this morning. - Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for hillary clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
- My girlfriend got covid This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
- I always wondered why gun barrels tasted salty Until I realized I'm always crying when I put one in my mouth
- Human drinks a vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."
- A man spits out his coffee "This tastes like mud!" he said.
"Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter. - Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
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Taste One Liners
Which taste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taste? I can suggest the ones about smell and tasty.
- What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ? Very savioury.
- I love the taste of clock but… Eating them is time consuming
- Have you ever tasted a baby wookie? It's good, but still a little Chewie.
- Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
- Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they're a little meteor
- I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.
- What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
- This coffee tastes like dirt Well it was ground this morning
- I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
- Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
- You'd think glass would taste like rocks.. But it just tastes like blood.
- People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good
- Waiter! These potatoes taste powdery. Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.
- Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
- Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people.
Good Taste Jokes
Here is a list of funny good taste jokes and even better good taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
He's calling this correlation Cole's Law. - Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
- I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good
- The best thing about quitting coffee for good... ...is how great coffee tastes when you start drinking it again.
- A COVID nurse asked me 'so sir when did you first begin to lose your sense of taste' I replied 'Hey! Riverdale is a good show'
- Chess players say checkers players are dumb. But I like checkers... Plus the red ones taste good.
Cr - What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue.
Hehe - I want to know, if vegetables are so good, why are vegetarians always trying to make them taste like meat?
- My billionaire boss sent me out for a gallon of milk. "That's what, about $3000?" he asked. "Yes, sir," I replied. So I pick it up for him and kept the difference. Skim milk has never tasted so good.
- I had my first taste of sobriety this week It's an odd name for a beer, but it tastes really good. Highly recommend.
Bad Taste Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad taste jokes and even better bad taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
- I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year. The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
- CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
- I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths.
- I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!! But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.
- Had to breakup with my girlfriend today... ...Couldn't be going out with someone with such bad taste in men.
- Making jokes about ISIS is harder than it seems If you tell one in bad taste, everybody starts losing their heads.
- How do you know when your chickens gone bad? It tastes fowl.
- What is Jesus's least favorite type of gun? A nail gun.
Ohhh... that's in bad taste. - I tried to tell a joke about homeless people eating garbage, but it didn't go well... I realize now that it was in bad taste.
Smell Taste Jokes
Here is a list of funny smell taste jokes and even better smell taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue
- What smells better than it taste? A nose
- A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him "there was no need for senseless violence"
- What do you call a dog that can't hear, can't see, can't smell, can't taste, and can't feel? Nonsense!
- Looks like coke Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE
- What does you call a person without 5 senses (hearing, smell, taste, feel, and hear)? A person without *common* sense.
- Panicking, I told the doctor that I couldn't smell my food and it tasted plasticky. With a concerned look on his face, he told me to... ...remove it from the package.
- My friend asked me how would people survive without the ability to see, hear, smell, taste, or feel. I told him: It's nonsense.
- Never thought the wife could cook til today when she made me a banana that smelled and tasted just like fish I never knew she had it in her
- Candies and Candles have a lot in common. One melts and tastes good while the other melts and smells good. What do they lack in common? Their IL numbers.
Sense Taste Jokes
Here is a list of funny sense taste jokes and even better sense taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- 3 months since I had COVID and I've still got very little sense of taste. Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
- Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
- You know how people say if you damage one sense, the others get better? Well if that's true I hope my friend hurts his hearing.
Because then he'll get a better taste in music. - I just found out my crush has covid, so I asked her out because she's lost her sense of taste.
- The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department. There's no accounting for taste.
- I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?" She has a keen sense of taste.
- I told my Doctor I was losing my sense of taste, sight and hearing... He said it was all in my head.
Poor Taste Jokes
Here is a list of funny poor taste jokes and even better poor taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- We really shouldnt be making any Covid jokes in here. They are in 'poor taste'.
- My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.
- The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon.
- What is the difference between a creeper and a sneaker? A creeper acts in poor taste; a sneaker tastes poor.
- I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste.
- If your friend is tone deaf... Is it in poor taste to leave him a note?
- Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor? It lacks body
- I wanted to try out the new ISIS cuisine I found, but the reviews told me it was poor taste.
- What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow..

Cheeky Taste Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about taste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taste pranks.
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A Short History Lesson
The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity
What does a 74 year old woman taste like?
Depends.
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A senior nun walks in on an novice...
... who was vigourously m**... with a cob of corn.
The Mother Superior says: "That's disgusting! I was going to eat that, and you know I hate the taste of corn!"
What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?
Your family has impeccable taste.
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Near-beer is like going down on your sister..
It may taste the same, but it aint right.
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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
Taste the soup
A guy eating in a restaurant calls the waiter.
-Please taste the soup.
The confused waiter asks:
-Is the soup too hot?
-Just taste the soup...
-Is the soup too cold?
-Taste the soup.
-Is there a fly in the soup?
-Taste the soup!
The waiter, tired of guessing, gives up.
-Alright, alright, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?
-Aha!
I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester.
I was so close I could taste it.
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What does alcohol free beer taste like?
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
I took a blind taste test today
Turns out they taste just like regular people
A tasteless joke.
People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.
What do you call people that can't taste food?
Ethiopian
What does a sock taste like?
Defeat
TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt
Classic dad joke, but in bad taste
So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(
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a stepfather walks in on his stepdaughter
a stepfather walks into his stepdaughter's room, as he walks in he sees his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber, in disgust he leaves her room as fast as possible
he then says,"d**... I was gonna eat that!..................
now it will taste like cucumber"
What you call toes that taste like mint?
Tic-tac-toe!
My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"
The other responds, "*no.*"
Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency:
"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
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why don't foot fetishists ever win anything?
because they like the taste of defeat.
i'm not even sorry.
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What's the difference between an o**... thermometer and a r**... thermometer?
Mainly, the taste.
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Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason l**... use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.
Fun fact, clown fish are edible.
But be forewarned, they taste funny.
Did anyone else see that 60 Minutes interview with Monica Lewinsky last night?
She said she wasn't very happy about possibly having another Clinton in the White House. That the last one left a bad taste in her mouth.
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What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
We really do taste like chicken.
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The s**... is made up of Glucose........
MBBS Professor:
The s**... is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops.
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your t**...
Killer .
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How can a r**... tell his twin sisters apart?
By taste.
Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.
Because little boys pants are half-off.
Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims
and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.
RIP K-Mart you will be missed.
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Humans are like M&M's.
They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them.
When someone botched a joke.
Teacher: "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "
Class: "umm"
Me to friend: "that was like a dead baby..."
Friend: "what?"
Me: "poor delivery"
This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.
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What does eating an old lady out taste like?
Depends.
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A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
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I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**...
I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**... with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe g**..., I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"
My neighbours love my taste in music.
They even call the police to listen it.
Ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What does 69 taste like to a 69 year old?
Depends...
What do Bulimia and Coke Zero have in common?
Twice the taste, zero calories.
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Women are like bacon.
They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.
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I caught my sister m**... with a carrot
I was annoyed because I was gonna eat that later...
And now it's gonna taste like carrot....
A man is arrested for killing a condor
A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."
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What is the difference between a p**... and EA?
Both have expensive loot boxes we have to pay for however it's prostitutes who end up with a bad taste in their mouths not their clients.
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Two cannibals are eating Jeff Dunham.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny?"
The other cannibal says "No".
My doctor got sick so I grabbed his medical bag, but he refused to let me treat him
He did not like the taste of his own medicine
Ribbed condoms are misleading
They don't even taste like ribs
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A young man sits down at a bar and says, "I want six shots of Jagermeister."
"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"
"My first b**...," replies the young man.
"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."
The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
A man marries a women who is a very good cook..
Every time she makes something he says,
"This doesnt taste like how my mom used to make it."
Final after a year of this at every meal she angrily asks, " How did your moms taste??!!"
"Awful" He replies.
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
One says, "Does this taste funny?".
The other says, "No".
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Why was the shark eating pineapples?
Because it makes s**... taste better.
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I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.
She was a little bit too c**... for my taste.
I asked a cannibal, "What do elderly people taste like?"
He said "Depends."
I'm very appalled by holocaust jokes.
They are of poor taste and aren't funny.
My own grandfather died in a concentration camp.
The poor fellow, god bless his soul, went to get some food and accidentally fell down from his watchtower.
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Two cannibals were eating an entitled kid
One says to the other," Does this taste a bit spoiled?"
What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?
Taste Buds
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
the first one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"
the other one answers, "no."
A new and easy test for COVID-19
Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.
If you can then you are halfway there.
Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.
I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!
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Yall watch out. My lady said there is some w**... running around the neighborhood.
She said he is offering a bottle of wine if the woman shows him her b**....
She also says the wine taste terrible.
How does a blind man tell if he's done wiping?
Taste test
Beer Belly
Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"
My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself."
What's the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19?
With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary...
Why did everyone have Covid-19 at the KPop concert?
Because a symptom of Coronavirus is lack of taste.
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I lost my sense of taste and think I have COVID!!!!
Oh s**.... It's just Bud Light, I'm ok.
Why do frogs taste like beer?
They're full of hops
I tried an At Home Covid Test
Instructions:
1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have the Covid.
Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and I feel like I'm coming down with something.
A man went to the doctor for a routine checkup
He was generally well, just thought it was a good idea to check in. The doctor, however, immediately reached for the covid swab.
"I'm going to test you for Covid19" the Doctor said.
"But I'm well, no complaints, why would you do that?" Replied the man.
"Well..." The doctor started, his gaze narrowing. "Loss of taste is a known symptom of the virus, and you're wearing Crocs."

