The Best 63 Task Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Task jokes. There are some task accomplish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these task trials puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Task Jokes and Puns

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office...

I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers.

Their answers were half-and-half.

Task joke, I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office...

Katie Price's first task in Celebrity....

Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks.

75 story hotel

Phil, Jim, and John were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a . After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the elevators were broken, and they now had to climb 75 flights of stairs.

Phil said to Jim and John,"let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something more interesting. Hmm, I'll tell jokes the first 25 floors, Jim, you can sing songs the next 25 floors and John you can say your collection of sad stories."

The others agreed and they started the climb for their hotel room. At the 26th floor Phil stopped with his jokes and Jim started his songs. At the 51st floor songs stopped and John's sad stories started.

"I guess I'll begin with my saddest story first. I forgot the room key in the car."

(EDIT) FIXED THE GRAMMAR DAMMIT


Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody were friends

A task was once given to them. Everybody thought Somebody would do it. Somebody thought Anybody could do it. In the end, Nobody ended up doing it.
Since then, Nobody is trusted.

What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military?

Survalence

Task joke, What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military?

Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.

Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task...

... however Romans nailed it.

What do you call a task that isn't quite mundane?

Tuesdane

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement:

"We'll tear your Seoul apart"

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My sole task as an elevator boy is pushing buttons.

It's just depressing.

Here's one for you recent graduates.

A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.

"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."

The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."

His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."

Elephant genealogy

First elephant: "I hear you've been trying to trace your ancestors on the internet.

Second elephant: "Yes, and it's a mammoth task.

You can't trust a mule with an important task.

They'll just half-ass it.

I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol:

ignore depleting supplies until well in the red.

Task joke, I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill

NASA sends an astronaut and a monkey to Mars.

NASA sends 1 austronaut and 1 monkey to Mars. Everyday the monkey receives instructions to do some task but the astronaut has no instructions. After 3 days he asks NASA to give him something to do. NASA replies; 'feed the monkey'.

Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.

Donald Trump can't 'end task'

Why can't Donald Trump bring up the task manager?

He keeps pressing Ctrl+Alt+Right (arrow key)


Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of rΓ©sumΓ©s, I throw about half of them in the garbage.

I do not want unlucky people working in our company

Don't determine your worth by if you completed the task you set out to do, it's all about the journey.

I mean there are still Jews but I wouldn't say Hitler failed.

How do you access the task manager on a Disney-brand PC?

You press "Ctrl+Walt+Delete"

Never trust a dolphin to do an important task for you.

Because if they mess up, it wasn't an accident, they did it on porpoise.

What do you say to a small mammal facing a challenging task?

Gofer it!

How many homeless people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only 1. It's not that difficult of a task.

What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common?

They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.

How does batman schedule a task on his computer?

With a .bat script

Working at a factory making huge calculator buttons isn't exactly my dreamjob, but at least my only task is to fabricate one kind of button.

That's a big plus.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it really have to be a group task?

The best thing about college is, you get more group projects, meaning, usually 4-5 people get the same task...

namely to get on eachothers nerves.

As part of the NHS anti smoking campaign ,they've brought together an all children task force...

The Nicoteens.

In group projects, they call me the task manager

I **control** the group, **shift** the blame, then proceed to **escape**

A group of scientist were working to develop time travel to stop the creation of Pearl Jam's first album.

But they found it to be an untenable task.

Two lunatics planning their escape from the asylum.

A:(Give a task to B) Go see the keeper's position. If he's on the left we flee by the right; If he's on the right we flee by the left.

B: (returns disappointed) impossible to flee!! He's not here.

A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.

The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.

The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outsideο»Ώ.

How many relief aid workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The task should be left to the indigenous population to carry out themselves.

A Christian couple

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee?"

Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey."

What? Why?

"It's all over the Bible, dearest."

"The Bible says nothing about who's supposed to be brewing coffee!"

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."

Q: How many members of a cultural, religious or social outgroup does it take to accomplish a routine task?

A: An arbitrary number: One or more to actually perform the task, and the remainder to behave in an absurd fashion consistent with perceived humorous stereotypes!

I've been told I have a difficult time staying on task,

But really I just think

The Last Exam

(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)

A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.

After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.

What chair?

He was the only one to pass the exam.

OC: Why wouldn't Jesus Christ have been born if Google Chrome existed 2000 years ago?

Because there would've been no more RAM in the Task Manger.

What did the chicken do when presented with a difficult task?

It chickened out

Everyone got it wrong. Actually 15 member Saudi team task was to get caught...

and they succeeded with full marks.

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

Hey Captain Kirk, who's your most productive officer?

That would be Pavel - any task I give him, he'll quickly Chekov.

Before every raid, members of the CDC task force for eradicating contaminated romaine join hands and say

Lettuce prey

Pomegranate is not a fruit

it's a task.

My New Years resolution is to complete all of my task!

Welp, I hope I can complete this resol...

Dog puns

i have owned a maltese x shitzu for about 3 years and everything is fine, the first time we had left him alone i was given the task of getting home fast, we had left the front door unlocked as i didnt have a key. i opened the door and rushed to the bathroom as i needed to use the bathroom. i opened the bathroom door and there was my dog standing in the mirror speaking Maltese! i shitzu not!

Who does a Karen yell at if her computer isn't working?

The task manager

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?

Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!

What is the most important project task of a grill master at a chop house?

To please their steakholders

I took the kids to the beach

So yesterday I decided to take the kids to the beach. Well after a while the kids decided they wanted to build a sand castle. My oldest was the natural leader of the group and was directing the others where to put the towers and such. Well the oldest self assigns the task of digging the moat around the sand castle. I said ok buddy, but don't screw up or you'll be demoted.

Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted the Task Manager.

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

The CIA, KGB and MI6 decide to have a contest.

Each is given the task to find a rabbit
realeased in the woods.

The CIA uses spyplanes and satellites and finds the rabbit in 2 hours.

The MI6 deploys recon and search teams and finds it in 3 hours.

The KGB return after 1 hour with a badly beaten bear who cries out "I am the rabbit and I surrender".

How many introverts does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Why does it have be a common task?

What's a similarity between my dad and task manager?

They both stopped responding.

Who do robot Karens like to call?

The task manager

Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?

Because from there they can access the task manager

Why can't Karens get anything done on a Windows computer?

They keep summoning the Task Manager

(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)

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