Following is our collection of funny Tasered jokes. There are some tasered undercover jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tasered nightstick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Police: Turn around.
Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...
Police: TURN AROUND!!
Me: BRIGHT EYES, Every now and then I fall apart. And you I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ev--AHHHHHH!
…So I tasered her.
I'll ask her again when she wakes up.
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to..."
That's when I got tasered.
never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty.
So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
And is promptly tasered by the waiter.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tasered taser jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working tasered durant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.