Taser Jokes

Funniest Taser Short Jokes

Short taser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The taser humour may include short stun jokes also.

1. Met a girl in the park... Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
   These taser guns are well worth the money.
2. My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone… …So I tasered her.
   I'll ask her again when she wakes up.
3. A British Cop and an American Cop are talking in a bar The British cop says "they might take away our tasers because they sometimes kill people"
   The American Cop says "sometimes? seems inneficient"
4. What's the difference between a gun and a taser? A taser shocks the criminal. A gun shocks the officer who thought they pulled out a taser.
5. How I got tasered... Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"
6. I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty.
7. He said the spark had gone out of our relationship. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
8. I met this girl at a party... We got on really well, sparks flew, and we ended up on the floor.
   Thank god i brought my taser with me
9. A man was arrested by police for selling faulty tasers None of them were shocked by what he had done.
10. Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

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Taser One Liners

Which taser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with taser? I can suggest the ones about electric shock and pepper spray.

1. Some people think guns are beautiful. I think tasers are stunning.
2. What do you call a beautiful taser? Stunning
3. I used to date a girl with a taser She was stunning
4. Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning.
5. I knew a woman who owned a taser man was she stunning!
6. The inventor of the TASER gun recently died. Both friends and enemies
   were stunned!
7. A panda walks into a restaurant And is promptly tasered by the waiter.
8. I used a taser as a fleshlight once. It was a very stunning experience.
9. I was shocked... to find out how powerful a taser is.
10. I bought used tasers for the shock value
11. Any woman can be stunning... All she needs is a taser.
12. Lethal tasers can be a real buzzkill.
13. Hey girl, are you a taser? Because you're a stunner
14. Hey girl are you a taser? Cuz your absolutely STUNning.
15. Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!

Silly Taser Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about taser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electric chair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make taser pranks.