The Best 5 Tase Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tase jokes. There are some tase tasered jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tase kunta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tase Jokes and Puns

I got tasered by a female cop the other night..

never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty.

What did the tased guard say?

Nothing, because he was stunned

I used a taser as a fleshlight once.

It was a very stunning experience.

"Sir, you cannot fish here."

"There's no sign here that says no fishing." Says the man.

"Sir, I'm gonna have to tase you if you don't climb down from our fish tank."

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Guess I'll just tase a rat or fake a near-death experience while skydiving just cause I recently shot a dead man


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tase glock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tase gat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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