Tarzan Jokes
38 tarzan jokes and hilarious tarzan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tarzan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with a collection of Tarzan Jokes! From funny puns about Tarzan and Jane to silly jokes about the elephant named Tarzan Bappa and Blossom the batman, get ready to enjoy a good agony!
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Funniest Tarzan Short Jokes
Short tarzan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tarzan humour may include short batman jokes also.
- Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up:
Tarzan: "Who greased the vine?" - Is it really 2016? Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.
- Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan? Because they heard that he swings both ways.
- Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!
Original. You're welcome. - Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!
- How did Tarzan get his cry? As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
- Tarzan look out for that tree! He got himself a seeing eye gorilla. Nobody needs to warn him anymore.
- What does Tarzan say to an eastern european crane? Me Tarzan, you crane.
- "Wonder Woman" sounds like something Tarzan would say when he's in Thailand: "Wonder, woman?"
- What's white and swings through the jungle? Tarzan the fridge.
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Tarzan One Liners
Which tarzan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tarzan? I can suggest the ones about agony and ape.
- What does Tarzan falling to his death have in common with Millenials? I miss Vine.
- Jane: I miss England. Tarzan: Me no idea you a beauty pageant winner.
- Why does Tarzan travel by vine? Because he can't drive a stick.
- What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.
- What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas tune? Jungle Bells.
- If Tarzan and Jane were Irish what would that make Cheetah? The designated driver....
- What does a dead cheetah means to Tarzan ? A new thong !
- What did Tarzan say when Jane's mother came to their tree house? Ladder in.
- Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp. - What were Tarzan's last words? Who greased the viiiiiiiine?
- How did Tarzan die? Picking cherries.
- What would be Tarzan's best school of magic as a wizard? The vine magic
- Tarzan doesn't have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.
- What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever. - How did Tarzan Die? He was picking avocados!
Tarzan And Jane Jokes
Here is a list of funny tarzan and jane jokes and even better tarzan and jane puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill? Swim for it Jane!
- How did Aids originally jump from chimpanzees to humans? Tarzan was not a v**... when he met jane
- Do you think Tarzan was a v**... before he met Jane? Or did he slap gorilla cheeks.
Tarzan Elephant Jokes
Here is a list of funny tarzan elephant jokes and even better tarzan elephant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants.
Cheeky Tarzan Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about tarzan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tarzan and jane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tarzan pranks.
One day, Tarzan is swinging through the jungle on his favourite vine when he crashes into a monkey swinging in the other direction.
They both land safely on a tree limb below, but when Tarzan looks up, there is only one vine hanging above them. Next to it, there is only a very thin branch.
"Were you swinging on that thing?" asks Tarzan.
"Yes," replies the monkey.
Tarzan is amazed. "How do you do that?"
The monkey rolls his eyes. "Am I the only one in this whole jungle who knows how to drive a stick?"
Jane is on her honeymoon with Tarzan.
He lays stiff in bed awkwardly staring at the roof of the treehouse. "Have you ever had s**...?" She asks, he stands up and points out the window, "when Tarzan h**..., Tarzan poke hole in tree."
She walks over to him and says "Just do the same, pretend i'm the tree." He nods, and swiftly kicks her between the legs. "w**... was that?" She shrieks in pain.. "Tarzan always check for squirrels"
Tarzan comes home after a hard day and asks Jane to mix him a martini
He's hardly sat down before he's finished it and he asks Jane to mix him another, and being a caring, nurturing mate she does so. Again Tarzan makes it disappear and asks (nicely enough, to be fair) for still another one.
At this, Jane arches a delicate eyebrow and says "Three martinis? Before dinner?"
"Jane, you don't understand," sighs Tarzan. "It's a jungle out there!"
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here come the elephants!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sun glasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them
How Tarzan's famous yell was invented.
Tarzan was swing through the jungle one day when he spotted Jane.
He hollered, "Jane! Grab vine!"
And he swung down to swoop her up.
"AHHHHHEEEEAHHHHEAHHHHH!!!!" "JANE GRAB WRONG VINE!!!!"
