The Best 11 Tarts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tarts jokes. There are some tarts desserts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tarts recipe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tarts Jokes and Puns

Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries?

Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.

If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but...

if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done

What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.

Tarts joke, What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

Online dating is like a bakery

You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.


What do you call a competition to judge who can consume the most tarts in the name of God?

A Piety Contest

Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....

So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"

Tarts joke, Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....

What does an actor eat for breakfast?

Prop tarts.

Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?

A: Prop corn.

They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics...

... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts.

[SFW] What's long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts and comes in tarts?

Rhubarb

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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