The Best 5 Tartar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tartar jokes. There are some tartar car jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tartar lip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tartar Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?

Tartar Binks

Penguin is driving down the road...

when his car breaks down. He gets it towed to the nearest mechanic who tells him it will be a while before it's fixed, so he goes to the diner next door to get some lunch while he waits.

He comes back an hour or so later and asks the mechanic what happened with his car...mechanic tells him that he blew a seal. He looks at the mechanic, wipes his lip, and says 'nope, that's just tartar sauce.'

Why do lesbians have belly buttons?

To hold the tartar sauce.

What do fish sticks use to get their motors running?

Tartar Fluid.

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tartar dentist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tartar tells piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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