The Best 6 Tartan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tartan jokes. There are some tartan wearin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tartan hardback puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tartan Jokes and Puns

My dad died last year. among the things he left us in his Legacy :

were some jump leads,

a tartan blanket

and the original Subaru owners manual.

My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday.

So far I've only got him the prostitute.

Scottish Joke: After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt...

"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.

"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.

I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.

I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.

Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.

This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so give me your best!

I told my friend I'm planning on wearing a kilt to his wedding. He asked "What's the tartan?"

I said "She's wearing a red dress."


Last Christmas I gave my grandad a prostitute and a duvet....

Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tartan plaid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tartan och piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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