Playful Tartan Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
My dad died last year. among the things he left us in his Legacy :
were some jump leads,
a tartan blanket
and the original Subaru owners manual.
My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday.
So far I've only got him the p**....
Scottish Joke: After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt...
"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.
"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.
I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.
Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.
This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so give me your best!
I told my friend I'm planning on wearing a kilt to his wedding. He asked "What's the tartan?"
I said "She's wearing a red dress."
Last Christmas I gave my grandad a p**... and a duvet....
Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
