Tart Jokes
27 tart jokes and hilarious tart puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tart that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious tart jokes! From pop tarts to butter tarts, we have jokes covering all types of tarts with a variety of flavours, such as cinnamon, jam, apples, and custard. Whether you are an old tart or a new bakewell tart, you will be sure to find jokes to make you laugh. Dig in and enjoy the sweet and savoury selection of tart jokes!
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Funniest Tart Short Jokes
Short tart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tart humour may include short sour jokes also.
- Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair? Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
- Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries? Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
- If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
- What do you call a competition to judge who can consume the most tarts in the name of God? A Piety Contest
- What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
A: Prop corn. - What is the difference between a tart and a torte? One is a loose woman, the other is the legal action that follows.
- As interesting as the story of King Solomon and the baby was, nobody ever remembers the time a couple appeared before him disputing the ownership of an egg tart. He awarded them shared custardy.
- Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Tart One Liners
Which tart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tart? I can suggest the ones about tater and sweet sour.
- Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart.
- Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts.
- What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common? They both make pop tarts.
- I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
- I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart.
- [SFW] What's long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts and comes in tarts? rhubarb
- What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts.
- What savoury tart conquers South America on horseback? The con-quiche-tador
- What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel? Raspberry tart
- How do you freeze a tart ? Pull the covers to your side
- What is Pi squared? Pop-tart.
- What is Ben Sharpiro's favorite dessert? Lib-tarts.
- How is Katy Perry like a cherry? Both are a little tart.
- I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek
- My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it
Hilarious Tart Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tasty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tart pranks.
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The wife just told me"I think you've had an affair with that welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".....
I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
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What do you call it when Neil Buchanan assaults a s**... worker?
Tart Attack.
(One for those UK readers out there)
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What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery?
We tart it.
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Why did the green apple have s**... all the time?
Because it was a little tart.
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John, who lost his leg because of the war.
John was sitting on a bench eating a poptart, with one of his arms on the inside of his shirt instead of through his sleeve. One of his friends came up and said, "Oh man, a pop tart?! That looks delicious! Where'd you get it!" John responded, "At the store down the street, but be careful, in this economy it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
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Watched a cooking show the other day and the dessert they served was quite unsettling. It consisted of a female p**... that had been hung, drawn and quartered...
They called it a Deconstructed Tart.
