Tart Jokes

Funniest Tart Short Jokes

Short tart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tart humour may include short sour jokes also.

1. The wife just told me"I think you've had an affair with that welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"..... I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
2. Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair? Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
3. Why was the ninja so good at baking pastries? Because he had a black belt in martial tarts.
4. If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
5. What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef? One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
6. What do you call a competition to judge who can consume the most tarts in the name of God? A Piety Contest
7. What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
   Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
   A: Prop corn.
8. What is the difference between a tart and a torte? One is a loose woman, the other is the legal action that follows.
9. As interesting as the story of King Solomon and the baby was, nobody ever remembers the time a couple appeared before him disputing the ownership of an egg tart. He awarded them shared custardy.
10. What is Ben Sharpiro's favorite dessert? Lib-tarts.

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Tart One Liners

Which tart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tart? I can suggest the ones about tater and sweet sour.

1. I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts. I blame the pastry-archy.
2. Why are there pop tarts, but no mom tarts? Because of the pastiarchy
3. Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart.
4. What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery? We tart it.
5. Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts.
6. What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common? They both make pop tarts.
7. I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
8. I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart.
9. [SFW] What's long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts and comes in tarts? rhubarb
10. How did John Lennon like his Pop-Tarts? Strawberry Filled Forever
11. What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts.
12. What savoury tart conquers South America on horseback? The con-quiche-tador
13. What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel? Raspberry tart
14. How do you freeze a tart ? Pull the covers to your side
15. What is Pi squared? Pop-tart.

Pop Tart Jokes

Here is a list of funny pop tart jokes and even better pop tart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
  She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
• What do you call a h**... who uses Pepsi for lubrication? A Pop-tart.
• I like to e**... pop tarts raw They taste better when they're still a little pink in the middle
• What do you call a v**..., immature president with ties to a foreign power? A popped-up tart.

Hilarious Tart Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about tart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tasty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tart pranks.