tarp Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tarp puns

A Pickle, Cucumber, and Penis are talking...

The Pickle says, "I hate my life, once I get big and juicy, they throw me into brine and lock me away for 6 months.

The Cucumber says, "That's nothing when I get big and juicy, they slice me up, throw me on a salad and eat me."

The Penis says, "Well when I get big and juicy, they throw a tarp over me, shove me into a dark cave, and bash my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."

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A Cucumber, a pickle and a penis....

were sitting around one day arguing over who had the worse life. The cucumber starts by saying "I've got it the worst. Whenever I get big and hard, someone picks me, cuts me and puts me in salad."
The pickle looks at him and says "I have it way worse. Whenever I get big and hard someone picks me and throws me in a jar full of smelly juice."
The penis then pipes up and says "You both have it so easy. Whenever I get big and hard, someone grabs me, puts a tarp over me, throws me in a dark room and bangs my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out."

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The Cucumber, The Pickle, and The Penis (I Love This Joke)

So there was a cucumber, pickle, and penis talking about how bad their lives were.

The cucumber says, "My life is terrible! When I get big and hard they chop me up and put me in a salad!!"

The pickle says, "That's nothing! When I get big and hard, they stick my in a jar full of vinegar and vacuum seal me!"

The penis says, "My life is the worst! When I get big and hard they put a rubber tarp on my head and stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!"

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If you worked for a tarp company

your unveiling would be a cover up.

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All the Body Parts are Arguing Over Whose Job is Harder...

After much discussion, the vagina seems to be the clear leader. Things are winding down when the penis stands up and says, "Are you fucking kidding? I have to put a tarp over my head, go into a dark, wet cave and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass the fuck out!"

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What do you call the Pentagon with a huge tarp over it?

A Tentagon

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What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Yo momma so fat

That when she goes to Walmart to buy clothes she shops in the tarp section.

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What's the difference between a smartass and a dumbass?

One is as sharp as a tack, the other uses a tarp for a shack.

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What are the most funny Tarp jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tarp? Well, here are the best Tarp dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tarp pick up lines to share with friends.

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