The Best 10 Targaryen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Targaryen jokes. There are some targaryen crown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these targaryen bullseye puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Targaryen Jokes and Puns

What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common?

Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

What does Jon Snow do when he gets cold?

He snuggles up to da-near-es Targaryen.

The Targaryens must be looking toward to Halloween...

...because they like to pump kin.

Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster.

He wore a crown before it was cool.

What kind of cereal does Daenerys Targaryen eat for breakfast?


What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection?


Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Jaime Lannister must have been a Targaryen... survive that burn from Olenna

What does a Targaryen eat for breakfast?

Egg on toast.

Jon Snow could simply write his name as Trgryen

because Aegon Targaryen

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