The Best 6 Tardis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tardis jokes. There are some tardis approximation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tardis phallus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tardis Jokes and Puns

I´ve just done a quote for painting Dr Who´s TARDIS.

$50 for the outside, $400 for the inside.

Why doesn't Doctor Who travel with United Airlines?

Because the tardis is faster.

Yeah, you were expecting a joke about that doctor who got kicked off the United Airlines flight, but you were wrong.


Whovians, if you enter the TARDIS twice....

are you re-TARDIS?

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?


New I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis.

I thought it was a little thing, but it was much bigger once we got into it...

The Daleks once tried to clone the Tardis.

They created a clone, but abandoned it because it couldn't function normally.

It was re-Tardis.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tardis compete jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tardis dalek piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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