The Best 10 Tapeworm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tapeworm jokes. There are some tapeworm pains jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tapeworm liver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tapeworm Jokes and Puns

Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.

One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"

The other says, "Hot damn! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"

"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."

I recently had a tapeworm removed from my intestines...

It was a gut-wrenching experience.

Tapeworms in a cow

Time for another terrible joke.

So, there are these two tapeworms in a cow. They are talking and just generally gossiping a bunch. One of them tells the other something shocking. The other tapeworm says. "Where did you ever hear that" The first tapeworm replies.

"I heard it through the bovine."

I'll show myself out now.

Tapeworms built a plane, but it didnt fly very fast.

Turns out they forgot to account for parasite drag.

I just found out my spirit animal is a tapeworm

Don't ask me how I know, I can just feel it inside of me y'know


What's a tapeworms favorite song?

He lives in you

Be sure to eat well. After all, you're eating for two now right?

(Husband patting wife's belly) - Absolutely Dad, that tapeworm needs it's proteins.

Thanksgiving at the In-laws'

Me (patting wife's belly): "Remember, you're eating for two now"

Mother-in-law: "You mean...?"


Me: "That's right. She's got a tapeworm!"

Whenever I visit my parents they always give me extra food since I'm eating for two now

They really take this tapeworm seriously

Christmas Dinner with the inlaws

Me: Don't forget you're eating for two.

Mother\-in\-law (hopeful): You mean...

Wife: Yep, I've got a tapeworm!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tapeworm cookie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tapeworm operation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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