Tapeworm Jokes
8 tapeworm jokes and hilarious tapeworm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tapeworm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Congratulations, said the doctor, you have a new life growing inside you!
The patient said, I'm a man.
The doctor said, the tapeworm doesn't care.
Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.
One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"
The other says, "Hot d**...! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"
"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."
I recently had a tapeworm removed from my intestines...
It was a gut-wrenching experience.
Tapeworms in a cow
Time for another terrible joke.
So, there are these two tapeworms in a cow. They are talking and just generally gossiping a bunch. One of them tells the other something shocking. The other tapeworm says. "Where did you ever hear that" The first tapeworm replies.
"I heard it through the bovine."
I'll show myself out now.
Tapeworms built a plane, but it didnt fly very fast.
Turns out they forgot to account for parasite drag.
I just found out my spirit animal is a tapeworm
Don't ask me how I know, I can just feel it inside of me y'know
What's a tapeworms favorite song?
He lives in you
Be sure to eat well. After all, you're eating for two now right?
(Husband patting wife's belly) - Absolutely Dad, that tapeworm needs it's proteins.
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