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[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees *tons* of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.

The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "*Oh my god!* What should we do about this?!

The father replied "We shouldn't spank him, that's for sure."

i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety

and they said: "what's school safety?"

Tapes have A and B sides

So it only made sense to transition to CDs .

Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa.

Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was.

He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'

How to get rid of a refrigerator.

A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:

"STILL WORKS. FREE."

It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:

"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."

A day later, someone steals it.


It's a lot of rubbish when people talk about "how good" modern kids are these days with technology.

My grandson is staying for the weekend, and he looks absolutely clueless with my VCR and VHS tapes.

I was going through my old CDs and casset tapes.

I was on a journey of self-discography.

I was watching the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix

When he was first arrested, the police departments from the different states got together in a hotel to have a conference and share knowledge with each other.

It was the world's first Ted Talk.

Why don't Dark Matter particles have sex tapes?

Because no one sees them coming.

Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey Dahmer tapes...

...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.

Do you know how cassette tapes work?

They don't. Most of them are unemployed.

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After watching some Marvel movies with my parents, they promised to show me my very own Origin story.

I was so hyped, I didn't realize only after they showed me one of their sex tapes.

Tapes have sides A and B

So the only reasonable successor would be a CD

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