Tapes Jokes
26 tapes jokes and hilarious tapes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tapes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tapes Short Jokes
Short tapes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tapes humour may include short taped jokes also.
- A guy was screaming at the TV Run idiot, run! His wife walked in and asked Are you watching a horror movie? . He said No. It's our wedding tape
- A blind man walks into a library and asks, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."
- Kid: Waaaahhhhh! MY TOY IS BROKEN! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Kid: mrnm... mmrm.. rnmr... - i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety and they said: "what's school safety?"
- What's the best thing about a roll of duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"
- Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!'
Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!'
Wife asks, 'What are you watching?'
Man says 'Our wedding tape.' - 3 steps to fix anything 1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4 - Two goats chew on a VHS tape. The first goat says "*This film is pretty good"* and the other one replies: "*Yeah, it's OK but the book was better."*
- A man was watching TV at home He said out loud "Run you idiot!"
His wife heard him and asked "Are you watching a horror film?"
He responded "Nah. Just our wedding tape." - My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... It's taped under the modem, I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
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Tapes One Liners
Which tapes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tapes? I can suggest the ones about duct tape and duck tape.
- What makes a girl go "Mmmmmmmmmm"? Duct Tape.
- Last night I played a blank tape at full volume. The mime next door went nuts.
- What turns "No, no, no" into "Mmmmmmm"? Duct tape.
- How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
- Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm
- Tapes have A and B sides So it only made sense to transition to CDs .
- I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.
- As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought, "This will come back to bite me."
- We all saw the tape.... Donald isn't the first guy to pull out of Paris
- Duct tape; turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.
- How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !
- true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm
- I was going through my old CDs and casset tapes. I was on a journey of self-discography.
- I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.
- Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself.
Hilarious Tapes Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tapes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean taps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tapes pranks.
Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa.
Once we asked him if he knew what a s**... tape was.
He nodded thoughtfully. s**... tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'
How to get rid of a refrigerator.
A man has an old worn-out refrigerator. He decides to buy a replacement, but the fridge still works, and he doesn't have a truck to haul it away, so he moves it to the front yard and tapes a sign to it:
"STILL WORKS. FREE."
It sits out there for a week, so the man takes the sign off and puts a different one on:
"BRAND NEW. $500 OR BEST OFFER."
A day later, someone steals it.
It's a lot of rubbish when people talk about "how good" modern kids are these days with technology.
My grandson is staying for the weekend, and he looks absolutely clueless with my VCR and VHS tapes.
I was watching the ted bundy tapes on Netflix
When he was first arrested, the police departments from the different states got together in a hotel to have a conference and share knowledge with each other.
It was the world's first Ted Talk.
Why don't Dark Matter particles have s**... tapes?
Because no one sees them coming.
Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey d**... tapes...
...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.
Tapes have sides A and B
So the only reasonable successor would be a CD
Do you know how cassette tapes work?
They don't. Most of them are unemployed.
