Tap Dance Jokes

29 tap dance jokes and hilarious tap dance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tap dance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tap Dance Short Jokes

Short tap dance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tap dance humour may include short dance moves jokes also.

  1. A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?
  2. What's the difference between a pastry doing a tap dance and a lot of pastries doing ballet? Abundance.
  3. Yo momma Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
  4. A friend invited me to a s**... club And after after 10 minutes of a t**... lap dance from a stripper, my wife tapped on my shoulder with a very angry look. It was a booby trap.

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Tap Dance One Liners

Which tap dance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tap dance? I can suggest the ones about taps and dance.

  1. I had to quit tap dancing. I kept falling in the sink.
  2. What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help? Horse code
  3. what do you call tap dancing with subtitles? Dubstep
  4. You know what's a plumber's favourite dance? Tap dance.
  5. Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)
  6. I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink.
  7. A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career.
  8. What's a carrot's favorite type of dancing? Tap root dancing.
  9. My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!
  10. Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
  11. Why did John give up tap dancing? Because he kept falling into the sink.

Tap Dance Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tap dance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tapping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tap dance pranks.

Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday

He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.

A man walks on to a busy fishing pier carrying nothing but tap dance shoes and a large bucket...

The other fishermen notice him changing into these shoes. They stare perplexed, and whisper among themselves. None can figure out what's going on.
The man, now with his shoes on stands up and starts tapping out a quick rhythm. "Click click click" his shoes go as he moves down the pier. Suddenly a fish jumps out of the water on to the pier. It's followed by another, and soon fish are jumping out like crazy.
Satisfied, the man takes off his shoes, and starts loading the fish into his bucket. The other fishermen are very confused now. One of them asks, "Hey, how did you do that? How did that work?" The man with the tap shoes replies "It's called clickbait. How does it work? The answer will SHOCK you!"

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show.

On the table was an upside down p**... and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the p**.... Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the p**... before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?," asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the p**...?"