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19 tantrum jokes and hilarious tantrum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tantrum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Tantrum Short Jokes

Short tantrum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tantrum humour may include short tragedy jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter? Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.
  2. Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum." They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"
  3. I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday. You can say he was having a midlife crisis
  4. I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday. Everything was OK, he was just having a mid-life crisis.
  5. My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum? A meltdown
    *edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated
  6. How do you deal with a toddler throwing a tantrum? Tell him to wait until the vote count is finished
  7. Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek? Because he was a Thor loser
  8. My anti vaxer neighbor's eight year old was throwing a temper tantrum "Isn't she too old to throw a temper tantrum?", I asked.
    "It's not a temper tantrum. It's a mid life crisis."
  9. What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child? Alt-right.
  10. My daughter was throwing one of her temper tantrums when she shouted at me... "Well sorry for being born!"
    I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "It's all right, just don't do it again."

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Tantrum One Liners

Which tantrum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tantrum? I can suggest the ones about trauma and chaos.

  1. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown ;)
  2. What happens when a vegan gets mad? They throw a tempeh tantrum.
  3. What happens when a musician messes up during a song? He has a tempo tantrum.
  4. Why did the cook fry the shrimp? because it was throwing a tempura tantrum.
  5. What do you say to a Downs child having a tantrum? "Why you gotta be so extra?"
  6. What do you call a 4 yr old African boy throwing a tantrum? A midlife crisis
  7. What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An o**...-action.

Temper Tantrum Jokes

Here is a list of funny temper tantrum jokes and even better temper tantrum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do call it when a toddler with antivax parents throws a temper tantrum? A midlife crisis
Tantrum joke, What do call it when a toddler with antivax parents throws a temper tantrum?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tantrum can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tantrum puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Tantrum Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about tantrum you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean nightmare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tantrum prank.

A woman was trying to breastfeed her son in a bus

The kid throws a tantrum and refuses to s**... on his mother's breast. So in a fit, the mother tells her son, "If you don't want this milk, I'm gonna give this to the gentleman beside us."
An hour later, the kid still refused to breastfeed. So she tells her son again, "If you won't breastfeed, I'm really gonna give this to this man beside us!"
Then the guy beside them suddenly interrupted, "Please make up your mind now. My stop was 30 minutes ago."

Pilot Choice

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.
"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose."

Tantrum joke, My anti vaxer neighbor's eight year old was throwing a temper tantrum

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these tantrum jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.