The Best 5 Tans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tans jokes. There are some tans illiterate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tans tan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tans Jokes and Puns

If Jesus Christ died for our sins...

then who died for our cos and tans?

What do ya call a bunch of Jewish people with spray on tans?

Orange Juice

Why did Hitler give concentration camp prisoners fake tans before crushing them?

Because he liked freshly squeezed orange Jews.

(I still don't think enough time has passed for this joke.)

What do you call a couple of semites with bad spray tans?

Orange Jews

Never knew that Irish people are so racist...

Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tans surfers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tans nude tanning piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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