Tanning Jokes
44 tanning jokes and hilarious tanning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tanning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tanning Short Jokes
Short tanning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tanning humour may include short sun tan jokes also.
- sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."
- Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.
Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos. - A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines.
- A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
- I recently signed an apartment lease... Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign
Now we're tan. - Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
- Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos. - A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
- today, i learned that "Donald Trump" is an anagram of "Tan Dump Lord" ...it's like his parents knew all along
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Tanning One Liners
Which tanning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tanning? I can suggest the ones about sunbathing and bathing.
- My maths teacher never goes outside I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan
- If Jesus Christ died for our sins... then who died for our cos and tans?
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
- Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach? Cos he wanted a Tan
- Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan.
- If Jesus died for our sins... Who died for cos and tan?
- Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
- I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got Bronze.
- What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
- Why was sin lying on top of cos at the beach? They were tanning.
- Why was sin afraid of tan? Just cos.
- As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
- I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
- I got a real bad tan Sun of a beach
- Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
Tanning Salon Jokes
Here is a list of funny tanning salon jokes and even better tanning salon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks
Are you two sisters?
They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic. - If I were black... I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers.
Source: Neal Brennan - When they didn't accept my discount, I gave my local tanning salon a low rating... It seemed a little shady to me.
- What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
- Hair Salons, Tanning Salons, Gyms, Spas, The Clinique Counter... All closed.
It's getting ugly out there. - My local tanning salon is offering an Easter special You know, in case you've been in a cave for the last few days.
- What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building? A fifth degree burn
- Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon? Cos sin tan
(Because suntan) - Tangential Is not a word to be used in a tanning salon.
Witty Tanning Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about tanning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunburn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tanning pranks.
From my dad: What do you get when a t**... blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a t**... brunette?
Your camera.
PresidentTrump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.
If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.
There's a pig on the farm tanning...
And the farmer walks up to him and says, "Hey pig, what are you laying out in the sun for?"
The pig then says, "Oh no reason, I'm just bacon!"
I am *very* proud of this joke.
First bad joke
I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
But I only got bronze
give me downvotes
I was tanning on the beach with my son.
After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."
"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.
He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
I entered a tanning contest hoping to win.
But I just got bronze.
A woman tanning on the beach sees Michael Jackson.
She says Hey, get out of my son
Look on the bright side
would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed
Yo momma so fat...
When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...
Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.
My wife told me it is called a pre-natal sun burn . Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child's skin dark brown but he shouldn't feel any pain.
She told me that there's no cure for it at this time and that he will likely suffer from it for the rest of his life.
Please keep my son Tyrone in your prayers.
