The Best 4 Tanker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tanker jokes. There are some tanker sank jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tanker saltwater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tanker Jokes and Puns


Two tanker ships collided and sank in the southern Pacific Ocean yesterday. One was filled with red paint and the other, smaller tanker, was filled with blue paint. All crew members survived but now are marooned on an uninhabited island.

What'd the Secretary of State say when the oil tanker spilled on the seal reserve?

Whale at least it wasn't on porpoise

What happened when a tanker truck full of salsa overturned on an LA freeway?

CHiPs showed up.

If two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, ones scarring water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tanker sunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tanker oil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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